What you heard about me is a lie...I'm way worse.

My name's Blu, and I'll be your designated eye-twitch for today. I'm 31yrs old. Minors, do not interact. I post what I want here. Don't like it? Y'all know where the block and unfollow button is. INTJ-T. Kaiju No. 8 is my fix right now, but my fixes rotate like gas station hotdogs. Ask me about it before the next hotdog comes into rotation. ••Ask me about my animals! ••• My Balls: Monty - Vanilla Pastel Lesser Yellowbelly Het Clown (100%)• Twitch - Killer Leopard Bee• Xena - Mojave• Jäger - Het Piebald (50%) Het Lavender Albino (50%) • Apollo - Pewter •• Asshole Boa: Cain- Hypo het blood non BCI S. Am. Boa Constrictor • My reason for getting out of bed every day: OLCB's Kimber's American Rose, "Kimber" - American Bully• Asshole Cat: Shida - Chartreux Mix• My dragon: Odesza - Leatherback Bearded Dragon• Plant mom• Homeowner, head of household, divorced.