OOH, SOMETHING I CAN ANSWER, BRAVO.Â
A LOVE TRIANGLE IS EASILY ONE OF THE MOST OVERUSED AND YET STILL VERY EFFECTIVE PLOT DEVICES WHEN IT COMES TO MOST ROMANCE MOVIES/NOVELS, EVEN FROM THE VANTAGE POINT OF SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN HIS FAIR SHARE OF THE WATERED-DOWN HUMAN VERSIONS OF SOME OF THE CLASSICS. APPARENTLY ONE PERSON TRYING TO DECIDE BETWEEN TWO EQUAL LOVERS IS UNIVERSAL, WHO WOULDA THUNK IT.
EXCEPT IN MY CULTURE IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO EAT UP YOUR LITERATURE AND OR FILMS, THE POPULAR GRUB TO GO WITH INVOLVES A PLOT WITH AN UNHEALTHY SEASONING OF QUADRANT VACILLATION. NOW, YOUR PRIMITIVE HUMAN TRIANGLES ALTERNATING BETWEEN YOUR DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP AND FLUSHED ADVANCES ARE ABOUT AS COMPLICATED AS THOSE MOVIES GET OTHER THAN THE FEW OTHER PREDICTABLE TWISTS IâVE SEEN.
LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO THE HOT BOWL OF FRESH STEAMING CLUSTERFUCK THAT IS A TYPICAL TROLL ROMANCE MOVIE.
A VACILLATION OF ABOUT FOUR IS THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM. THE MORE THE BETTER SO LONG AS IT DOESNâT BOIL DOWN TO PEOPLE SCREWING AROUND ON EACH OTHER. THERE CAN BE PASSION BUT WITHOUT FEELING YOUâRE GOING TO LOSE A LOT OF FANS. NOT THAT THERE ISNâT GOING TO BE INFIDELITY. PEOPLE ARENâT GOING TO WATCH SOMETHING THAT DOESNâT HAVE SOME FORM OF CONFLICT OR ROMANTIC TENSION. THATâS ABOUT AS INTERESTING AS WATCHING SOMEONE GRIND THEIR NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD WHICH, GRANTED, MIGHT END UP IN AN INTERESTING FIGHT OVER WHAT-THE-FUCK-ARE-YOU-DOING-MAKING-THE-MOST-CRINGE-WORTHY-OF-NOISES-IâM-GOING-TO-POP-YOU-IN-THE-SCHNOZ SORT OF ORDEAL, BUT YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
THE QUADRANTS THAT HAVE THE MOST FOCUS ARE OBVIOUSLY REDROM AND BLACKROM, BUT THEREâS OFTEN SOME FLIPPING FROM PALE TO RED THAT THE RECEIVER OF THE FLUSHED FEELINGS IS BLISSFULLY UNAWARE OF, AND THEN PLOT DEVELOPMENT GOES ON ECT ECT. AND THEN THEREâS USUALLY A PERSON OR TWO TRYING TO UNSUCCESSFULLY KEEP BLACKROM FROM GOING ON BUT AUSPISTICESÂ ARENâT VERY WELCOME IN A DRAMA, AT LEAST NOT FOR LONG.
REALISTICALLY, IT WOULD NOT GO DOWN SO DRAMATICALLY. CHANCES OF SOMEONE MURDERING THEIR MATESPRITâS OTHER POSSIBLE SUITORS WOULDNâT BE MUCH OF A SHOCK CONSIDERING YOU NEED YOUR QUADRANTS TO REMAIN ALIVE WHEN THE DRONES COME KNOCKING. OF COURSE THAT BACK BACK WHEN MOST OF OUR VIOLENT BLOODY HELL-BENT SOCIETIES STILL EXISTED, BUT WHEN MOST OF US DONâT HAVE TO FACE THAT IN ADULTHOOD IT REALLY TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF.
FICTIONAL ROMANCE ASIDE, YOU PROBABLY DO NOT WANT TO BE INVOLVED IN A TRIANGLE OR QUADRANGLE OR OTHERWISE. ITâS A LOT OF BULLSHIT. I HAVE BEEN IN A LOVE TRIANGLE, OR AT LEAST WHAT I ONCE PERCEIVED AS A LOVE TRIANGLE, AND APPARENTLY AT THE TIME I THOUGHT IT MIGHT PLAY OUT LIKE ONE OF MY MORE IDEALISTIC MOVIES BUT SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY I REALIZED I WAS A FUCKING IDIOT, WHICH IS STILL PRETTY TRUE FOR ANY PAST VERSIONS OF MYSELF.
IT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING THAT WOULD BE AT LEAST INTERESTING TO PARTICIPATE IN BUT THERE HAPPENS TO BE A CATCH. SOMEWHERE ALONG DOWN THE ROAD WHEN YOUâRE TOO INVOLVED TO JUST DROP ALL OF YOUR RESPECTIVE, ACCUMULATED EMOTIONAL SHIT AND WALK AWAY, ONE OF THE THREE PEOPLE IN QUESTION (OR MORE IF YOUâRE GOING FOR THE CLUSTERFUCK APPROACH) WILL EVENTUALLY REALIZE THAT ALL OF THIS âGLAMOURâ AND âMYSTERYâ AND âFUNâ BOILS DOWN TO ONE THING: SOMEONE IS GOING TO LOSE. SOMEONE ENDS UP ALONE AND FLOUNDERING.
AT THAT POINT ITâS TIME TO SHOW YOUR CARDS. A LAST BOLD ROMANTIC GESTURE, IF YOU WILL, TO FIND OUT IF IT WILL LEAD TO ANYTHING. I WOULD NOT RECOMMEND ACCIDENTALLY GLITCHING A UNIVERSE BY YOUR OWN HAND WHILE TRYING TO MAKE THE STARS ALIGN WITH THEIR NAME ON A PARTICULAR DATE BECAUSE SHE PROBABLY WONâT EVER SEE IT ANYWAY. GO MORE SUBTLE THAN THAT. FLOWERS, CHOCOLATES, A ROMANTIC DATE TO A PLACE THEYâD ACTUALLY LIKE.
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS, YOU TRIED AT LEAST. YOUâLL MOVE ON WITH TIME. AND THEREâS NOT A WHOLE LOT ELSE YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, BUT DONâT GO TRY TO FIND SOME REBOUND LOVER. THATâS JUST GOING TO END IN MORE BULLSHIT PILED ON YOUR LAST REEKING BEHEMOTH LEAVING OF AN ATTEMPTED RELATIONSHIP THE LAST PERSON OF YOUR QUADRANT-RELATED LEANINGS LEFT BEHIND, AND IT TAKES EVEN MORE TIME TO GET THAT CLEANED UP AND SITUATED BEFORE YOUâRE READY TO TRY AGAIN AT A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP.
I DONâT REMEMBER WHAT MY POINT WAS, OTHER THAN TRYING TO LIVE OUT THE PLOT OF A MOVIE ISNâT GOING TO GET YOU ANYWHERE FOR THE MOST PART.Â
#BUT KARKATÂ #THE CROWD CRIESÂ #WHAT OF WILL SMITH MOVIESÂ #THAT'S A TOPIC FOR ANOTHER TIMEÂ #AND THE ONLY AUDIENCE THAT IT COULD POSSIBLY RELATE TO IS WILL SMITHÂ #UNFORTUNATELY THE COOL VERSION OF HIM DIED WITH THE REST OF MY SPECIESÂ #THEM'S THE BREAKS.