#r-time

I am so tired that I called my shampoo bottle turducken..... yes, I know what turducken is... yes, I do know that it is not at all close two shampoo.... I was trying two be encouraging?

I was so close two falling asleep a little while ago, but then I heard a noise and now I am Awake™ and Upset™.

So I deadass got bit (or stung) by a bee earlier while mowing and it has been stinging all motherfluking day and I’ve had a fairly shitty day on top off that anyways, but Mother just came intwo my room and told meh off about being on the computer while they’re listening two music (our internet is shitty and having 2+ things using the wifi makes it blitz) So I am filled with Spite™ rn and am just gunna drink some really shitty really expired beer and try two get my buzz on. Anyone got any hella shitty and/or bloody brilliant shows/movies that I can watch and be spiteful at???

My mother just told my brother that “just because an adult leaves your door open, doesn’t give you the right to go shut it.” Like, bitch, the fuck? It’s his bloody room. No one like it when other people leave their door open. Especially when they’re still getting ready. Controlling, authority obsessed cunt.