-"I will throw you over wall Maria"
-"We're all going to hell" "whoops"
-"happy birthday Satan"
-"she didn't burn anything! I'm so proud!"
-"with who? You have no friends"
-"she is making horse"
-"date first, ice cream later"
-"this cactus keeps getting in the way"
-"he's hot, but I'm not into that whole sociopath serial killer thing"
-"she put the severed head in her locker"
-"help me find a Satan summoning ritual"
-"You woke me up at 12:15 in the morning just so I could watch a robot pick up an egg and hulk smash it"
-"I need to learn how to hack so I can get free wifi everywhere"
-"how do I respond to that?" "You respond with ANGER"
-"fork? Oh wait"
-"no you don't understand it's literally burning my flesh"
-"the park is a good place to kill people"
-"I need to memorize their faces"
-"what other people should I stalk in Chicago"
-"I can feel the temmie"
-"punch me"
-"how did my hands get this way?"
"Potato salad"
-"no one is too sexy for Japan."
-sometimes I'm funny but only when im not being angry."
-"ultra. That speaks my language."
-"do you want this blanket? This is not a blanket."
-"it's kind of hard to think when you're trying to hold blood in your hands."
-"it feels like an envelope being shoved up my nose."
-"Amal I already shoved the Vaseline in my nose."
-"throw that away. No it doesn't have my blood on it. Or if it does, it's in the middle."
-"ew that water tasted like blood."
-"what's the point of decapitated? No wait! Decaffeinated!!"
-"nectar is made of plants right?"
-"we're talking about blood hun."
-"so much Cthulhu."
-"what type of column is that?"
"Cthulhu."
-"toilets. That's my kind of place."
-"aw. I was too busy snorting."
-"my blood will forever lie in the plumbing of this hotel."
-"my blood's already in the sink, might as well."
-"what are you doing?"
"Playing moonlight sonata."
"On my foot‽‽‽"
-"what are your pants made out of??"
-"the pot speaks wisdom. That can be interpreted two ways."
-"the lord of pasta shall not destroy my kingdom!"
-"this bathroom has good acoustics."
-"I can't read roman noodles".
-"I lost count of the bottles of milk on the wall."
-"did you see a crab fly under your seat?"
-"it would be like playing jenga, but with rubber bands and high velocity watermelon chunks."
-"I am smart. I have brain. I can't breathe (out of my left nostril)."
-"you will be defenestrated. Then you will be submergerated. Then you will be alligator-baiterated."
-"so do you have any other almost child death stories?" "Well there was this one time when-" "THERE WERE'NT SUPPOSED TO BE MORE!"
-"my almost DEATHANING!"
-"Six?! Jesus Christ!"
-"wow this sand is warm." "We're getting close to hell."
-"the blood moon is rising. The star of lucifer is shining. The time is now.
-"there was blood somewhere."
-"the calculus is classified."
-"I am gay deprived."
-"I think the blonde is… dying."
-"where are we going?" "The void." "Well I know that… but."
-"explain the pot."
-"where is your brother?"
"Actually more like uncle."
"?"
"Well that one is kinda purple and on the color wheel yellow and purple aren't directly related and yellow is a primary color so it would make sense for it to be older."
"THAT IS TOO MUCH LOGIC THEY ARE COLORS"
-"it's the good kind of regret."
-"carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man."
-"brain. work. think. breathe. *followed by high pitched raptor screeching and clawing at the window*
-"it's fun to scream and sneeze at the same time."
-"look at the go carts!" "Look at the jaywalkers!"
-"If you put me in a room filled with watermelon you can just forget about ever seeing me again."
-"Just go face first into the baked potato."
-"corn sex"
-"super sad stalker dad!"
-"it's gay, I'm in."
-"do you worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster?"