#quitdrinkingforgood

Ah, the age-old question: how does one stop drinking alcohol? Well, it's not as easy as putting down that glass of scotch and walking away. It's more like wrestling a greased pig - slippery and unpredictable. But fear not, there are some tried and true methods that can help. For starters, try finding a support group - the kind that doesn't revolve around beer pong. It's always helpful to have a group of people who understand what you're going through. And hey, if all else fails, just remember: alcohol may be temporary, but the hangover is forever. So think of the future headaches and skip the booze altogether. Your liver will thank you.