[Name]: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Steeljaw: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
[Name]: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Thunderhoof: Actually I did the math, Steeljaw would have $225, not $0.15.
Steeljaw: Fam I’m right here....
Fracture: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
[Name]: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Fracture: Sorry I only have a dollar
[Name]: :(
Thunderhoof: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Steeljaw would have $22,500
 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Fracture: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Thunderhoof: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Quilfire: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Thunderhoof: Apply juice to what
Clampdown: Directly to the forehead
Steeljaw: Great chat everyone
