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someone in a coffee shop I was at was trying to flex with his friends and he said "if being sexy was a crime I'd be serving twelve consecutive life sentences" and without thinking I spun around on my heels and leaned on the countertop and said "damn the justice system must be really screwed because you'd be serving that many life sentences for a crime you never even committed in the first place" and his friends just started absolutely pissing themselves laughing
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Me: *listening to a live version of Queen’s “Somebody to Love”*
Boyfriend: *in the other room playing video games*
Boyfriend: that sounds like....weird....worship music or something
Me: ....
Me: It is...
Me: It’s fucking Queen
Best come back i have ever done
someguy: "i run the band and everying it takes up a lot of my time and so i'm busy " as looking at his phone
Me: "what telepathically? ??"
...... slients
Someone guy: "oh hahaha"
Didn't expect such a quick come back to what he said
Me: Was Hitler buried or cremated?
Sister: Well if he was cremated that means there's a little bit of Hitler in all of us.
I do, I do!
Jerry Lewis talking about his childhood on the David Susskind Show "Open End", 1965.
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Cat gets told
From "Gunmen of the Apocalypse", Series VI, Episode 3.
Someone said that they didn't like The Outsiders and I called them a Fucking Piss Pot
