16. You keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole
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He swore the last time he came back to the space filled, he was going to key the damn car, maybe cut the fucking tires, for good measure. When this space (it’s his, god damn it, it’s his) is taken, he has to park two blocks down, which means in the morning, he practically has to run to get there on time. This fucker is going to learn not to mess with his fucking spot, one way or a-fucking-nother.
Luckily for him - and unluckily for Oliver - the fucker is only just stepping out of the car when Bronn gets there. His greeting is just a long, piercing honk as he pulls parallel to him, sticking his head out the window for aproper greeting.
❝ Oi! Ye fucker! Ye not realize this parkin’ fer tha people wha’ actually live here?! Fuckin’ hell, mate, move yer fuckin’ car! ❞
   With his music going, it was difficult for Oliver to hear what was going on; not that he cared, of course, money got him into this college, and the last, and the one before that…
   I mean, he totally didn’t know this wasn’t where he was supposed to park (he did; he lived in the house across from here, but it was much easier to park here when he gave his spot to his oh so hot neighbor). But no one would hold that against him— Right?
   He was already outside the car when he realized he was actually being yelled at. “Whoa, you okay, man?” Was his first response, until he realized exactly why he was being yelled at. “Oh— sorry man, this is my spot.” Dutifully, he would deny any allegations against him, just like that good ol’ lawyer taught him. “I live like right,” The dirty blond pointed just across from where he stood. “There, they told me to park here.”