#quest sheba

Like a Bat out of Hell a babqftim au !very long post! <3

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Bendy: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?

Felix: *crouches down*

Boris: *kneels down*

Cuphead: *sits on the floor*

Bendy:

Bendy: I hate all of you. 

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Boris : I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Bendy: Really? Name one law

Boris : Don't kill people?

Bendy: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

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Felix: If anything goes wrong, fake a heart attack.

Sheba: What are we thinking? The classic angina? Or something sexier, like a myocardial infarction?

Felix: Just drop on the ground and wiggle.

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Boris: I'm generally not a very jealous person so i'm feeling a lot of brand new emotions right now

Cuphead: I'm an expert at being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

Boris: How do I kill everything that's ever lived

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Cuphead: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Bendy, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Mugman: So... what’s goin’ on?

Cuphead: You want the long version or the short version?

Mugman, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Cuphead: Shit’s fucked.

Mugman: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

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Boris, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away

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Cuphead: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Bendy, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Felix: Why are you guys acting like this?

Cuphead: Oh, we’re not acting. We really are like this.

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Cuphead: We're having another moment, aren't we?

Bendy: If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are. 

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Mugman: I’m doing what I can to jog your memory.

Boris: It’s jogging, I guess. Its tiddies are jiggling a little.

Mugman: Nice

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Felix: Sheba, I don’t think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.

Sheba: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you’re all tomfuckered out!

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Cuphead: Bendy, I sense hostility.

Bendy: Good, because I hate you.

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Boris, about Mugman: I don't have a crush on them. They’re just someone I stare at and I like and when they’re not here, it ruins my day. 

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Cuphead: You’re giving me a sticker?

Felix: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”

Cuphead: I’m not a preschooler.

Felix: Fine, I’ll take it back-

Cuphead: I earned this, back off!

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Glace: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Chai?

Cuphead: No.

Glace: I think I speak for Chai when I say it sounds really super.

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Felix: *Pulls a glass a water from out of nowhere*

Boris: Where did you get that?.

Felix: My pocket.

Boris: How do you keep a glass of water in your pocket?

Felix: Skills.

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Bendy: You just killed five men, what do you have to say for yourself!!!

Boris: Oops?

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Boris: If there are trees, you aren't alone.

Felix: I can't tell if this is supposed to be encouragement or an ominous warning.

Boris: That's purely up to the trees. 

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Cuphead: Did you wash the dishes?

Bendy: I thought... you.. wanted to.. do.. that...

Cuphead: [chuckles wickedly]

Cuphead, with a cheerful tone: You were wrong!

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Beelzebub: This is a crazy idea. Insane. Stupid. It doesn’t make any sense.

Bendy: …so you’ll do it?

Beelzebub: For you? Of course.

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Sheba: Felix, you probably wanna head to college forever, so I snuck into your apartment and packed a bag for you. Bye.

Felix: This is just a bunch of underwear and knives. And loose onions.

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Mugman: I love sleepovers

Francine: This isn’t a sleepover, you’re in the hospital 

Mugman: Then why do I have this nightgown

Francine: That's a hospital gown

Mugman: Truth or dare  :)

Francine:

Mugman:

Francine: dare

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Felix: Why must my feelings be “rational”? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, deranged?

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Bendy: Might fuck around and let nature reclaim me.

Felix: Does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while?

Bendy: Yeah.

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Boris: *Coming out of the shower*

Bendy: Finally.. I can brush my teeth.

Boris: Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.

Bendy:.......Thanks...I needed that weird out of the blue fact today.

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Boris: Attacking people and biting them and killing them has many health benefits. Not for them obviously but my skin has never looked better.

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Mugman: You know, Cup, I like you much better with my glasses off.

Cuphead: You put your glasses back on and face the facts!!!

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Cuphead: U r cute all the time

Bendy: Even when I tell you I want to punch you

Cuphead: Yes

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Bendy: Ugh I’m so mad I’m going to go home and touch my husband’s tits so I won't be mad.

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Beelzebub: name a way to be nice to others.

Boris: don’t kill them.

Beelzebub: setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.

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Bendy: I was taught to think before I act.

Bendy: .....so if i smack the shit out of you, rest assured i thought about it and i’m confident in my decision.

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Cuphead: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Felix: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Cuphead: Not when you're playing with Mugman, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."

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Bendy: *is unpacking a box*

Bendy: *puts the box down and turns around*

Boris: *crunch*

Bendy: DON'T EAT THE PACKING PEANUTS!!

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Cuphead: What’s your deepest kink?

Felix: Idk. I’m a romantic. So I guess committing murder together.

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Beelzebub: ‘Mobsters are part of a ‘mob’. And so you'd think ‘lobsters’ would be part of a ‘lob’, but ohohohhohoho, life just isn’t so simple!

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Felix: [pulls out a knife] 

Mugman: How many of those do you have? 

Felix, pulling out more: How many do you need?

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Glace: It’s dark in here

Mugman: Don’t worry dude I got this

Mugman: *Stomps their feet*

Mugman: *Skechers light up*

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Bendy: If I get pushed in a pool this summer I’m not swimming back up, enjoy your murder charge. Now everybody summer ruined. <3

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Jesica: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Jesica: *upends the bottle* 

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Cuphead: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are. 

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Cuphead, Bendy & Mugman: *screaming*

Felix: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Mugman?!

Cuphead: Wait, why are you asking Mugman that, when Bendy and I are also here?

Felix: Because Mugman wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance. 

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Sheba, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Felix: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Sheba:

Sheba: Water you doing? 

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will i make more??? that is the plan if anyone else besides me finds joy in these silly freaks

Q: What is this blog?

A: A headcanon/fanfiction blog (Specifically for BABTQFTIM)

Q: Why?

A: Idk. I really did this for myself, but if I actually do find people who have requests, that’d be cool.

Q: What will you write?

A: [Character] x Reader (SFW)

[Character] x Reader (NSFW) (I can’t promise that it won’t be mediocre)

[Character] & Reader (Platonic/Friendship)

[Character] + Reader (Queerplatonic Relationship)

[Character] x [Character] (SFW)

[Character] x [Character] (NSFW)

[Character] & [Character] (Platonic/Friendship)

[Character] + [Character] (Queerplatonic Relationship)

[Character] x [OC] (SFW)

[Character] x [OC] (NSFW)

[Character] & [OC] (Platonic/Friendship)

[Character] + [OC] (Queerplatonic)

Polyamory [Characters] x Reader (SFW)

Polyamory [Characters] x Reader (NSFW)

Polyamory [Characters] x [Characters] (SFW)

Polyamory [Characters] x [Characters] (NSFW)

Polyamory [Characters] x [OC(s)] (SFW)

Polyamory [Characters] x [OC(s)] (NSFW)

[Character] adopts [Character] (SFW/PLATONIC)

[Character] adopts [Reader] (SFW/PLATONIC)

[Character] adopts [OC] (SFW/PLATONIC)

[Character] as Readers [Family] (SFW/PLATONIC)

Reader adopting [Character(s)] (SFW/PLATONIC)

[Character] babysits [Character(s)] (SFW/PLATONIC)

Reader babysits [Character(s)] (SFW/PLATONIC)

Reader coming out to [Character(s)]

[Character] around their crushes

[Character] with any LGBTQIA+ headcanon

[Character(s)] comforting reader (I will do my best)

Reader comforting [Character] (I’ll try)

[Character(s) comforting [Character(s)] (Again, I’ll give it my all)

[Character(s)] and [Reader] first date

[Character(s)] and [Character(s)] first date

Sad stuff

Happy stuff

Q: What will you NOT write?

A: Inc*st, P*dophilia, R*pe, Ab*se.

Q: What are the rules?

A: I am allowed to say no to a request.

I won’t write NSFW requests that involve minors, even if they’re aged up. (Boris, Winky, Inky, Yakko, Wakko, Dot.)

Be specific with requests. (Especially with OCs)

No minors under 15 are allowed on my blog.

If you have any questions I’ll be more than happy to do my best to answer them.

I will only write NSFW if I’m asked to.

I will write for almost any ship, as long as the characters are of age.(And not related)

Please tell me if I need to TW something

Q: What characters will you write for? (NSFW)

A: Cuphead, Bendy, Felix, Mugman, Oswald, Donald, Mickey, Fanny, Sheba, Dovil, Minnie, Daisy, Alice, Cala Maria. (No matter how odd it may seem, I’m not here to judge-)

Q: What characters will you write for? (SFW)