#query yaps

Very silly goofy ler vibes

He definitely enjoys turning hunting down his lees into a game, mostly hide and seek.

I mean sure, he could do the “snap summon thing” but wheres the fun in that?

You could be hiding and all of the sudden from across the circus hes shouting “[NAAAAAAAAAAMMMEEEE], IM GONNA GET YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!” Doing an entire cartoon villain monologue while hes hunting you down

Usually, once he finally finds you though, thats it. Its over. Youre cooked. Ill make sure theres a nice boquet at your funeral.

He enjoys anticipation. He’ll hover over a spot for a moment- then the next- then the next- just shooting around while youre giggling and trying to escape

This, followed by a “Whatre you laughing at?” (He knows what hes doing)

He tends to dart around from spot to spot while actually tickling you too, poking at your armpits one second, scribbling around your tummy the next, and now hes suddenly spidering up your sides-

“tickletickletickletickletickletickletickle”

He usually only really attacks if hes in the mood, provoked to the point its obvious, or if hes doing cheer up tickles

He enjoys giving those too, because what do you mean it was this easy to solve a problem or two these humans are having, and they seem to be having a great time too?! JACKPOT.

Hell even break out the babytalking from time to time cause- i mean its making you laugh even more isnt it? And look at you! Youre so stinking cute right now, all smiley!

“Are we having fun yet?”

“Not here?…… but I thought you loved this spot…”

“Where do you think youre going?”

ALSO. ALSO. lil thought for the road- nibbles from this guy- HHHHH- youre dead- again- ill make sure you have another nice boquet for your double funeral.

Anyways. Thats it for now.

“QUERY- GO TO NIGHT NIGHT LAND” we all shout in unison

“YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE” I shout back before fleeing into the night