#queertvmeme

“trying to send him to a specific place is sort of like, like... trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it. which is a weird image and you should all just forget it.“

“Look, I understand not wanting to have to check a box or whatever, but there's power in labels, too, you know. When I was at Girls United, most of the girls refused to call me ‘he.’ And my label is what got me through. My label got me into an LGBT home where I can just be, you know... me. No questions asked. I'm not saying labels are for everyone, but sometimes they can, I don't know, make us feel not so alone. You're lucky. You live in a home where you can just be... whoever you want to be. I guess not everyone has it so good, huh?“

“first of all, i blame beer goggles. but he was the last gay guy in the bar, so i do have to blame queer goggles. and he did give me a piece of his bagel, so i do have to also blame schmear goggles.”

“remember when you saved up all your money to buy that cinderella dress and you kept it in my room so your mom wouldn’t see it? you were always fantasizing about meeting your prince charming. i was happy just to share a cardboard castle with you.”

“i am proud of the time i saw something and said something. i am proud that i finally felt a prostate and i am proud that i used a lemon successfully as antiperspirant. yes i did, yes i did.”