#queerlylonnie

like, remember when dylan stepped through the ethereal plane into an alternate universe where time moves differently to take that ONE SERIES of beautiful princely photos and then immediately changed back into last week’s floor shirt and the most unwashed baseball cap he could find for the rest of the weekend? we STILL HAVEN’T SOLVED THAT MYSTERY TBH. THE MYSTERY OF THE ALTERNATE UNIVERSE PHOTOCALL. INVESTIGATE.

remember that one night when everyone stayed up until like 3 in the morning talking about dylan o’brien ruling over his domain of trash as the king of the trash mountain?

remember when kat said they were all dressed like confused frat boy fishermen???

remember how we ended up having a bunch of like, Very Serious Conversations About Sexism in between shouting graphic sexual scenarios at each other across the interwebs?

remember when i melted down so hard i came up with an incredibly detailed alternate universe in which the cast/characters (HARD TO TELL WHICH TBH) of teen wolf sailed the high seas and like, were pirates but for Good and Justice or some shit?

remember when tyler posey got on stage wearing UNDERWEAR AND SUSPENDERS AND THEN WAGGLED HIS BUTT???

there was also apparently a lot of YELLING in inboxes that i completely forgot about but that is also completely in character like wow we’re very extra?

I was tagged by the lovely @kristsune and the amazing @queerlylonnie 💕

My lockscreen of my new adorable kitty Goose and the newest selfie I have which is from like a two months ago. And the last song I listened to was Borderline by Madonna.

i mean he did write ftdt so we know he likes the cathartic cry i think he just doesn't want to admit that he's really as sensitive as he thinks he is

that’s what’s weird about it to me???? like??? what other reason is there for this misgenreing (GET IT it’s like misgendering but wayyyyy less bad) of the notebook??! i feel like it CAN’T be because he just doesn’t want to admit that he watches the notebook and sobs uncontrollably, because 

a) he won’t stop fucking talking about the notebook on this goddamn press tour and

b) like FULLY HALF of his album is about him masturbating and crying* and moping around about how he can’t have a motherfucking conversation with anyone (also he probably spends too much time in hallways it might be an issue)

(*fully all of the album is about him masturbating, it’s just only half is about BOTH masturbating AND crying)

.....i’ve just had an epiphany.

I feel like I’ve been waiting my whole entire life for this moment. if you wanna do what I did:

listen to youngblood

listen to babylon

watch 5,467 hours of 5sos videos on youtube

fall in love with ashton irwin

fall in love with the rest of them

mm true! 2. a song starting w/ the same first letter of your first name