#a lovable idiot

Dean agreeing, 'cause he'll try anything once.

It takes an hour and a half and 3/4 a value size bottle of AstroGlide but finally they accomplish what they set out to do and Dean was one hand deep inside his little brother.

Dean spoiling it all by chuckling and saying "hey, Sammy. Look, you're a Muppet now!"

i mean he did write ftdt so we know he likes the cathartic cry i think he just doesn't want to admit that he's really as sensitive as he thinks he is

that’s what’s weird about it to me???? like??? what other reason is there for this misgenreing (GET IT it’s like misgendering but wayyyyy less bad) of the notebook??! i feel like it CAN’T be because he just doesn’t want to admit that he watches the notebook and sobs uncontrollably, because 

a) he won’t stop fucking talking about the notebook on this goddamn press tour and

b) like FULLY HALF of his album is about him masturbating and crying* and moping around about how he can’t have a motherfucking conversation with anyone (also he probably spends too much time in hallways it might be an issue)

(*fully all of the album is about him masturbating, it’s just only half is about BOTH masturbating AND crying)

.....i’ve just had an epiphany.