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John: Yeah Fred?

Freddie: We need you to tap the triangle

John: You need me to what?

Freddie: Tap the triangle, you know just *ding*

John: Why can't roger do it, he percussion

Roger: Frankly it looks stupid

John: Well what about Brian?

Brian: My solo, John?

John: What about you, Freddie?

Freddie: Personally I'm to fabulous for that, darling!

John:...

Freddie: Just play the triangle best you can *Hands him the triangle*

*John hits the triangle once with no expression*

*thunder*

Brian: *watching*

Roger: *watching Brian behind the couch*

Brian: *whispers* thunderbolt and lighting very very frighting me...

Roger: *jumps out from behind couch* GALILEO!

Brian: *screams* ROGER!

Freddie looking around the room: The FBI agent watching us

John: The who?

Freddie looking around the room: And dont try and tell me he doesn't exist Roger told me he does

*Roger smirks and waves from across the room*

John: BRIIIIIIAAAAN!

John: so you thought someone from Nirvana were like "Don't touch me man, you'll get life on me"

Roger: Well it sounds stupid when you say it like that

Roger: I'll get it!

Brian: It's not for you, I'll get it.

Roger: No I want to!

Brian as he walks away: Fine. Answer it!

Roger picking up the phone: Hello?

Scream: What's your favorite scary movie?

Roger: Who's this?

Scream: I'm outside your house, NOW WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SCARY MOVIE?