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 Final Chapter Part 2

Looks like there will be another part to this final chapter coming soon.

Warnings:NSFW,smut,language,queens being bitches.

Warnings: smut, intercourse without condom (always use ptotection folks) language, minor arguments, cheating, tiny bit of pregnancy kink, but barely there, and bitchy friends being bitchy to each other 😂😉

I know it's been a very long time, but I really wanted to finish this, however I think its going to take at least one more part. Love you guys!

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“I promise I’ll be back home to you soon Hap, I’m so sorry babe I have to go. I’ll call soon.. I’ll be home soon” I flipped the phone shut quickly, the shower curtain sliding across the rod signaling the end of my conversation with Happy. “forgot my towel, but seeing as your not dressed yet, maybe I didn’t really need one” Ragnar smirked, pulling me against his chest. I gasped feeling that his chest wasn’t the only thing hard, I could feel his member against my thigh as he leaned in to plant sloppy kisses down my neck, making his way to the valley between my breasts.

As much as I hated to admit to myself, gods he felt good. His hand reached around and yanked my head back by my hair, a moan falling from my lips. “fuck.. I love it when you make those sweet fucking noises, get on the bed. All fours. I want to hear you choke on my cock.” I of course did as he said, crawling on to the bed, turning to face his beautifully crafted cock. The Gods must have favored him greatly to give him such blessings. I was still sore from the night before.

“open your mouth.” Opening my mouth nice and wide for him, sticking my tongue out, my mouth was already watering in anticipation for him. He slid his cock between my lips, bringing it back out to slide it around my lips, coating them in my spit. “fuck you take my cock so good.” His cock slipped back into my mouth, and with each stroke he forced it down my throat a little more.

Grabbing a handful of hair in each hand he began to fuck my face without warning “I know you love chocking on daddy’s cock, don't you baby?” I did my best to moan out an answer, but that wasn’t good enough, Ragnar reached behind me spanking my ass. I almost came between the sting of his rings on my ass and the rawness in my throat, but I knew better. I was going to be a good girl for him today, tonight.. well that was a different story.

Without warning the bedroom door swung open Ragnar never lost his rhythm, and I never took my eyes off of him. “ahh starting without me again old friend, one might think you want Court all to yourself and a little to often recently” Floki always had a jealous side, especially when it came to Ragnar. It was kind of that way with all the men that had been in my life I suppose.

Without second thought to what Floki was implying Ragnar continued to fuck my face, my sloppy moans becoming louder “ you ever make her cum just by sliding your cock down her throat my friend?.... get the fuck out Floki, you'll have her tonight, we both will.” With a scowl on his face he turned and walked out the door, just as quickly as he had come through it.

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Ragnar could be insatiable, and today was definitely one of those days. Walking out of the front door together, he stops grabbing me by my wrist and pulling me back to him wrapping his arm around my waist, and looking at me with that hunger still in his eyes, his hand wraps around my neck and he gives me a sloppy kiss. “I'll see you at the bar in a few hours. Make sure Charlie is around, I may need to see you alone in your office for a bit.” Chuckling Ragnar finally made his way to his bike, the engine thundering as he took off for the club house.

I shook my head in disbelief, I had gone so far down this hole, I wasn’t sure how I would get out, but I had a plan. On still shaking legs, I made my way to my truck. Once inside I took a deep breath, I needed to get my head right before I called Happy again. Grabbing the rearview mirror to make sure my lipstick was still in tact I let out a scream, startled by the ghost that sat in my back seat. “what the fuck Brie! Are you fucking kidding me? Trying to kill me? Is that you, or are you playing one of your games again?” Bri laughed, fucking laughed! “oh it’s me sweetheart. You wanna tell me what the fuck that was I just saw?” I scoffed turning back around and starting the engine.

“I had to do something Bri, I couldn’t run away from it. It’s true, I don’t have to be attached to this club, but people I love are attached to this fucking town, this fucking club, and that fucking asshole has ruined everything!” I was pissed, my voice raised with each word, not because I felt like I was being slut shamed, but because why the fuck did she get to run away!

“Court, don't. I can feel it, don’t start on me. I had a million reasons to do what I did.” Bri’s death glare from the back seat caused goose bumps to spread over me. I knew her powers had grown tremendously, it wasn’t likely that they had ceased to do so while she was away. Still there weren't many I backed down from. “a year and a half Bri? Well your back at least, no doubt just in time for the final scene. Ivar has been insufferable, maybe now at least you two can hash this shit out.” I threw the truck in drive and pulled away from the curb, Bri's face unscrunching, a smile lightly playing at the corners, before she began to chuckle lightly. “you got balls bitch, but remember mine are bigger.” Oh how I was aware.

I dropped Bri off at her club and made my way to the bar, making good time. “Good morning Charlie! I gave him a bright smile. He chuckled “morning boss, you have a visitor in your office.” The devious smirk on his face confused me. “Thanks Charlie, be out in a bit” I called over my shoulder, making it to my door quickly, my heart was in my stomach, what if Ragnar beat me here and wondered why it took me so long to get here. I guess he would find out before the days end that Bri was back anyway.

I swung the door open, fully expecting those I icey eyes to be staring back at me, instead rich mahogany eyes stared back at me. I had longed to see those eyes for weeks, I was frozen. “I had to make sure you were okay.” Those words made me flash back to this morning, the desires I felt, the guilt was a heavy feeling in my chest, but I was doing what I had to. “Court come here… please” Happy broke my haze of guilt for the moment.

“Happy, God’s I’m so glad to see you.” I quickly dropped my bag in the chair by my desk, rounding it to curl myself into his arms. “Babe please don’t take this wrong, but you can’t be here, Ragnar, Floki, they could be having the place watched.” Hap tensed at those names, he hated having a constant reminder that I still wasn’t his completely. “I was careful, Charlie helped me out, but I could give two fucks, they’re just two more faces to add to my collection.” I understood his frustration, but he was jeopardizing everything I had been working so hard for. If they didn’t trust me I was as good as dead.

“Hap it ends tonight, I’ll be back in Charming and sporting your crow within the month baby, I just need you to let me finish this, without threatening everything I’ve done the past year and a half!” Hap scrunched his face, and pulled away from me, offended, hurt I would accuse him of putting me in any kind of predicament. “you think I’m not careful, that I wouldn’t do anything to keep you safe, to help you see this through? I’ve been sitting on the god damn side line for over a fucking year waiting for YOU Court, YOU! I asked you to take my crow for fucks sake, this ain’t no fucking joke to me, get your shit together and fucking come home, or I’ll fucking end it, the SONS ain’t worried about no war between us and OE!” I wasn’t really that surprised by his outburst, he was right, but I WAS worried.

“fuck…Ubbe…keep fucking me just like that baby” Ubbe's fingers tangled in Kia's hair, her back was flush against his chest, fucking her from behind. Those deep, hard, long thrusts driving Kia to the edge. Ubbe had his face burried in Kia’s neck, leaving bites followed by soft wet kisses to sooth the pleasurable pain he was inflicting on her, his grunts and moans filling the air. “This pussy will always be mine baby, Ivar could never fuck you like I do, I’m done with his games, you’re mine Kia, this pussy is mine, and soon you will be swollen with my child again." Ubbe had increasingly become more and more possessive, and as toxic as it could be at times, it was enough to pull Kia over the that edge, causing Kia to scream out his name over and over, her whole body shaking, eyes rolling, a woman possessed, her orgasm squeezed his cock so fucking perfectly his knees nearly faltered, “Fuck Kia, yes fucking cum all over my cock.” Ubbe's mouth fell open, and his orgasm washed over him. His cock spraying his hot seed inside her for the third time this morning, neither of them could stand any longer, the look of bliss on their faces as they fell to the bed. Ubbe took her face in his hands, kissing her with hunger still, he would never get enough of the way Kia made him feel so fucking good.

“You ever love anything so much you’d do anything to protect it?” Hap had heard that line before, but it was just as much true in my situation as it was in Jackson's. Hap leaned into me, his face a mere two inches from mine. “Come home Court, I’m done with the cat and mouse shit, take them down, protect your people and get the fuck out so we can move on.” He had said all he was going to, without a word he kissed my lips softly, and turned to walk out the door. “I love you Hap, and I’ll prove it I promise.” Hap didn’t acknowledge my declaration, he was gone. “FUCK” my head hurt, and it wasn’t even 9 am yet, what a fucking day it was going to be. “you alright boss? Sorry if over stepped, I didn’t think you would mind a visit from an old friend.” Charlie had stuck his head in my office hearing my frustrated growl, he looked like he was worried he had made the wrong move, but I wasn’t upset with him. “Its okay Charlie, you did right. Thanks”

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Across town..

When he finally caught his breath Ubbe opened his mouth, “I meant what I said Kia, we're done with Ivars games, I don’t care what we have to do. We can runaway, fuck, everyone else has. Bri, Hvitserk. Court almost made it out. We can go, start over.” Kia wanted the same, but she wasn’t blind by the orgasm that had taken over earlier, she knew without a doubt Ivar would hunt her down, she wasn’t going to take Isla from him, he would likely kill them in the most painful way, and she damn sure wasn’t leaving her baby girl alone with that motherfucker.

“Ubbe, we’ve been over this a million times, you know that’s what I want, but you don’t have a clue what terror awaits for us if we do.”

Some queens they all turned out to be she thought. Bri was no where to be found, ran away from her problems, leaving her to take the brunt of Ivars madness. Court leaving the only man that truly treated her as an equal, to be stuck between not one but two that treated her like property, but that’s what they were right “property of” whichever biker they had fallen for. And lastly herself, forced to be with a man that she had once loved so deeply, but despised with every fiber in her being now.

“earth to Kia.. are you listening to me?” Ubbe pulled her from her self loathing thoughts, she looked at his concerned face, those blue as ice eyes that all three of the men she loved in her life had possessed. “sorry babe I was just daydreaming about your little fantasy life” Ubbe gave her a look of disbelief “Its not a fantasy, it could be reality if you would just get your head out of Ivars ass and help me make it happen” Ubbe was frustrated now, his post orgasmic bliss gone. She clearly hadn't heard a word he said, “but you know as well as I do” Kia jumped up from the bed cutting him off as she landed on her feet “you know damn well what would happen, I’m fucking sick of talking about it, this is just how are fucking lives are for now Ubbe, I’m not putting my babies in an even more fucked up situation for you” Ubbe tried to cut in, get a word in, but when Kia was on roll, there was no stopping her. Kia paced the room ranting, picking up her clothes. Ubbe stood to stop her, try and calm her, but she was out the door before he could reach for her. Ubbe sighed, “great talk Kia.” he blinked a few times, did that really just happen?

Kia wasn’t ready for those conversations, and she wouldn’t be until Ivar could be half way rational, she wasn’t sure that would ever happen though. They had been miserable for over a year now. The sex was still fucking amazing, especially when the hate they had for one another boiled over into sexual tension, but they both thought of someone else when they came, and the after glow of that orgasm only lasted so long.

Kia pulled into the parking lot noticing Courts Tahoe pulling behind her, once her car was parked in front of her shop she took a peek at the clubhouse, eyes scanning to see any signs of Ivar, she wasn’t looking for another fight, she just wanted to meet with her client and do what she loved doing best. “What the actual fuck” Kia had to do a double take, her heart slammed in her chest, those last words she spoke to her sister, her best friend and fellow queen running though her head. “freak” how she ever said those words she wasn't sure, but she remembered that feeling of betrayly, though all the time that had past, that feeling had dissipated. She was still pissed though, the bitch never bothered to come back, try to make amends, that's not what family was about. Kia's eyes narrowed as she flung her door open, stepping out of the car, but before she could make her way over she spotted Bri holding on to the hands of two little boys no older than 5, they were a perfect mix of ocean blue eyes, and lovely bronzed skin, they were identical, they were twins, but Bri had only been gone for no more than a year and a half… how could this be, were they actually the product of Ivar and Bri's love? Before she could fully approach Bri, Court was beside her, the same look of bewilderment on her face. “Are they….?” Before she could finish, “it would appear that way” Kia let out, fuck how powerful had Bri become while she was hiding away, and is that why she didn’t come back sooner?

Honestly I don't have the tag list anymore, I'm so sorry! I hope to have part two in the works and finished before this upcoming week comes to an end. Love you guys!

So guys, I want to apologize to the fans out there of our Vikings/SOA crossover. Needless to say Its been a hell of a year so far. It started out with me being suspended from my job, I got a new one within my field of work, the last place of employment of 6 years had me depressed and mentally fucked. I have really enjoyed the new place so far. I was doing really well coming out of my depression, then my previous employers started Harassing me, calling my new employer, sending his head of investigations to my new place of employment to "ask me questions about statments" I may have or may not have made (I've been gone 6 months, can I get on with my life now?) and then my grandfather passed. He was truly the best man, and pretty much raised me along with my grandmother and mother. It's been really hard, and I have slipped back into depression a bit. It's been difficult to move on from, but I keep on mommin, spousin, and working. I'm trying to pull myself back up, been working out with my husband, and staying outside ever sat and sun with my little, it's slowly getting better, I just wish I felt like writing, but I don't at the moment, and I'm sorry for anyone that is looking forward to us ending this fic that we started so long ago. I will eventually feel better, but right now I'm just trying to focus on figuring my brain out, along with the various other life shit.

Side note: my baby started dance class and it's absolutely adorable! ❤❤ I love you all!

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Warnings: Spousal abuse? Possible trigger warning. Reader must be 18 yrs or older!

“You will not defy me Courtney” Rollo roared at me, his hand gripping the hair at the nape of my neck. His hours of groaning and begging turned violent.

“I know nothing Rollo, now let me go” Rollo pulled me back as he let his tight grip go. “You lie! Protecting those “charming” assholes, you lie to my face for them.”

Rollo took two long strides towards me, and I wasn’t sure I had ever seen him so angry with me. My hand swiftly reached for my gun snugly in its holster, and before he could reach for me again I had the barrel of my gun digging into the flesh beneath his chin..

“touch me again Rollo and I will make myself a widow” Rollo appeared to have realized something as he stepped back. “Court..” I turned my back to him, speaking up to cut him off. “Save your words Rollo, I have nothing left to say”

I opened the linen closet and pulled a spare blanket out. Closing the door I flung the blanket towards the couch, and made my way into our shared bedroom, I calmly shut and locked the door behind me.

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My duffle was full and my gear was waiting for me at Kia's shop. I hadn’t told her everything, but she knew something was up.

The jealous streak that had over taken my husband the days since Ragnars return, were to much for me to bare.

To find out he had been denied his rightful place at the gavel for years, only to continue to be denied upon the “Kings” return had turned him into a jealousy stricken beast, one I could no longer tame.

I dropped my bag onto the ground from the window, my feet following as I dropped to the ground “Well this brings back memories” I could hear the smirk on Happys face. I turned to look at him. Yep there it was, that smug smirk.

“Shut up, and grab my bag would you” I winked at him. “yea” his gruff voice caused my frown to fade.

Hap strapped my bag to his bike, and hopped on, I stood for a moment looking back at the house, Unable to believe things had come to this. My husband pride and sense of entitlement causing me to flee in the dead of the night, with the only man I ever truly trusted.

“You comin slaya?” Hap always called me “slaya” when he needed to remind me that I was tough, or that I could handle anything. I was an assassin after all.

I turned and looked him in the eye. “with you soldier? I'd go anywhere” I straddled myself behind him, bringing my arms around his waist and my head lay on his leather. Happys bike roared to life…

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Flashback….

Happy's POV

The music was loud, her body moving slowly up and down mine , and I couldn’t keep my thoughts together. Her perfectly round ass grinding against me was to much. Was she drunk? I didn’t think she had that much to drink.. she had to be. I knew that Court didn’t feel the same as I did, surely it was just the tequila.

That cut off, low cut UOK T-shirt just barely covering her breasts, the too short skirt riding up her thighs, I needed her, but what would she say when she woke up next to me tomorrow?

The song came to a close and Court jumped with excitement turning to face me, her arms suddenly wrapped around my neck, her face so close I could smell the mint and tequila on her breath, god she was driving me wild.

My arms slid down her waist to her hips, then to her thighs, I raked my fingers back up, pulling her skirt with them. “I’m so glad you talked me into coming Hap” she whispered, her lips grazing my ear.

I quickly pulled her away from me, her eyes meeting mine, then glancing down to my lips. I pulled her to me kissing her hungrily, but soft still, I didn’t expect it, but she returned the kiss with need.

“I have a room in the back” I spoke as I pulled away from her. “What are we still doing out here then?”

End flashback

Our night of passion was just that, one night, I spoke to soon calling it a mistake, unsure of what she wanted, or how to fit her into my lifestyle, and somehow she still ended up an Ol' Lady, just a different club and with the wrong man/men.

Gemma had done all she could to convince her to come home, she knew I missed her. All those years loving her from a distance “just friends” bullshit was over, she was coming home, and she would take my crow, if I had to put all of OE down.

“Happy… Hap! Your gonna miss the turn” Courts voice drug me put of my thoughts. I turned hard to the left nearly wiping out… “Shit, sorry babe..”

Courts POV

The Club house parking lot was thankfully empty as we parked in front of Kia's shop. “I’ll be right back, just grabbing my gear” I told Happy as I climbed off the bike from behind him.

I hoped the girls would understand as I tucked a note under Kia's wireless phone charger. It was always the first place she went in the shop, she never could keep her phone charged.

I locked the shop behind me using her spare, and started the walk towards the gate where Happy was parked.

“That’s not my brothers bike… or my brother” Ragnars voice rang out from behind me. Turning to face him “I’m leaving your brother” I said simply “You will not, we had a deal Courtney.” Ragnars eyes were wide, surprised. Funny his only concern with me leaving his brother was his own needs, guess that ran in the family. No wonder Rollos head was fucked.

“And I will hold up my end of the deal Ragnar” Ragnar stepped closer to me his voice low “You would leave my brother, and go be with the enemy, how is that holding up your end?” I took a step closer, looking him in the eye “I will keep up my end, that is all you need to know. For once in your life trust me.” Ragnar narrowed his eyes at me, but let me leave none the less.

I turn my back to him, walking towards Happy. “Hap I’ve got everything, I’ll see you at the club” Happy nods as he watches me jump in my Tahoe, I had insisted I leave it here for the night and ride with Rollo back to the house.

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Walking into the club house Jax caught my eye quickly, the look on his face was one of shock and discontent. “Happy I need to talk to you now!” Jax called across the room. “I got this Court, you can put your things in my dorm for now, I’ll be back in a few” I nodded and took my bag from him.

Once he was behind the double doors I quickly threw my bag into Happys dorm, making my way back to the couch that sat right next to church doors.

“You brought the wolves right to our door Hap, why would you bring her here with everything going on? You know they want us Dead!” Jax sounded concerned more than angry.

“I won’t leave her anywhere I don’t know that she’s safe. I love you prez, but you should be doing the same for Brii, you have no idea how deep this runs, how fucking crazy Ivar or his father is, the only threat to them lies within their own club.”

I had heard enough for the time being, and decided to go unpack, I didn’t want to seem suspicious, I needed this to work.

“Ivar wants his father dead, and his Father wants us dead, what are we gonna do brother?”

Hearing those last words had me out of my seat, and into Haps dorm quickly, I needed to reach out. “Brii, I know you can hear me, I need you here now” I felt a hand on my shoulder “Brii.. Happy will be back any second, meet me by my Tahoe in 5.” Brii rolled her eyes “Don’t keep ne waiting” Brii disappeared, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

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The breeze was cool as I sat on our back deck, coffee in one hand and a cigarette in the other. The sight in front of me was one of beauty, the sun rising, filling the sky with the most beautiful pinks, lilacs, and the sun a firey red orange. It was a site desperately needed after the past month.

One of peace, and the promises of a fresh start.

Spending so much time between homes, jobs, and still trying to be a wife was exhausting. I could no longer bring my self to entertain Ivar, and his insane attempts to ruin everyone’s lives.

I feared he would do his best to pay me back for that, which was why in this life, I kept little to no secrets. what’s done in the dark will always come to light.

Rollo would likely never leave the club, and that didn’t matter, I would never ask him to, but me? Well I was putting some distance between us.

My mind at peace, and caffeine running through my veins I decided it was time to visit Kim. I took another long pull of my cigarette, then headed upstairs to dress.

Rollo was storing as I slipped one leg into my jeans. “Good morning handsome” I spoke quietly “Good morning beautiful, what are you up to? I didn’t think you had a job this morning.” A look of simple curiosity. We had moved past the jealousy.

“I’m going to visit Kim. Her shift ends in about 30 mins, there’s coffee made and your cup is waiting for you by the French doors. It’s a BEAUTIFUL morning” I said a little to dramatically, causing a smile to spread on Rollos face.

“How did I become so blessed by the Gods, your are the best gift they have ever given” Rollos hand cupped my cheek bring my lips to his in a sweet kiss. “I’ll be home before you get back from the run today. Be careful my love” I lightly pressed my lips to his cheek, then turned and exited the room.

At 7 a.m. on the dot I watched as Kim exited the hospital with coffee in hand. “Kimmy” I waved to her, and raised the steaming cup to her.

“Ahh my saving grace” she reaches for the cup with a smile on her face. “What are you doing here? Is everything ok?” She asks, a concerned look on her face. “Everyone is fine, I just.. I just need to talk to you, if you have time.”

It had been harder than I thought to tell Kim it was me, someone she trusted, and a friend she cared for that had been torturing her and Hvitserk for all those weeks. That it was me who caused them to split up.

“Ivar was determined to not let Hvitserk live his fairytale life, and I myself thought it was pretty foolish of him to think that’s how it would be. This life doesn’t just go away because you were jumped out, he will be looking over his shoulder for all.of his life, and without the protection of the club, but you two didn’t deserve that.”

Kim looked a little surprised, but listened on without interruption or becoming irate, which is exactly what I would have done had I been sitting where she was.

“I knew it. I couldn’t prove it, and I had hoped it wasn’t true.” I grabbed Kim’s hands and held them in mine. “Kim I am so sorry love, I don’t expect forgiveness, but please know I regret it!” I looked Kim in the eyes she had to know how sorry I was.

“I need some time. Please just… just leave me alone.” Kim turned away from me and began to walk to her car, as she opened the door to slide in she hesitated, turning to me, “I would expect this from a member, Brii even, but your not a member, and your supposed to be one of my best friends.”

I went to open my mouth, but Kim was gone before I could even begin, and she was right. I was hurt, but nothing like I had done to her and Hvitserk for the sake of Ivars entertainment.

“No more secrets” I spoke to myself as I made my way to Kia's shop. She had to know the truth as well. I wasn’t going to wait for Ivar to tell it. Once he knew the truth was out he would try to bend it to his favor. Kia was the only one left to tell that didn’t already know, or wasn’t a part of it.

Kia had been more upset with Ivar than she seemed with me, but that wasn’t my intention. She knew the truth, and that’s all that mattered to me. Maybe it wasn’t my truth to tell, but Kia was my friend, and if shit went down, well better him than me.

Late that night...

I sat waiting for my target to take his regular nightly stroll out by the docks. The information given to me wasn’t the best description, but I had done more with less in the past.

Adjusting my scope so I could get a better view I took a peek, and then another, and another. Were my eyes betraying me? RAGNAR? “You're supposed to be dead.” I whispered to myself.

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“Whose pussy is this?” Ivar growls slapping my ass. He thrusts back into me and my back arches as I claw my way down his chest.

“It’s yours Ivar.”

He slaps my ass once again and reaches up to pull my hair. “Wrong name.”

“Oh fuck, daddy… It’s yours.” I yell as my body spasms on yours. “It’s yours.”

“Fucking right, this is my pussy.” He says through clenched teeth. He takes full advantage of me coming around him and by drilling into me until his warm cum coats my walls and he growls.

I couldn’t get enough of him. My fucking husband. I breathe heavily on his chest staring at my ring. The diamond I only wore at the house because I’d decided to not tell the club yet. I just wanted to be in marital bliss alone for a while. Soak in the fact that my husband was the love of my life this time.

The door opens. Uriah loved the new house. especially having his room decorated just the way he wanted. Ubbe had even pained him a motorcycle on the wall, Ivar covers me up with a blanket. “Uncle Rollo and Aunt Court said you two are nasty.”

I exhale, still exhausted from my morning workout. “Uriah, when did you talk to them?”

“They are in the living room.” He laughs running down the steps.

Fuck. I climb out of bed touching my stomach. “Look at this shit.” It wasn’t much just a small pouch, but Ivar Junior was speed growing and my good ass figure was about to be out the door. I throw on Ivar’s shirt and his shorts.

“How many more are you gonna give me?” He smiles with his tongue at the edge of his teeth.

“Ivar, we have to see how everyone is going to take this, we have been together for four months. Four. I was with Ubbe for over a decade. He’s gonna flip out. And then Uriah,” I whisper. “Is already really confused as to why I’m kissing his favorite uncle.”

“did you ask Jax for a threesome?”

“Hell yes I did. Have you seen him?”

“I don’t share.” He laughs. “Those days are over.”

“Fine,” I say teasingly.

“When are we telling everyone.”

I give him another kiss opening our bedroom door. “Give me time.”

Facts were I was ecstatic about a new baby. I was a good mom, even if Uri was a terror. But this baby was affecting me differently. I didn’t want to jump the damn gun and tell everyone and then it be no baby. I make it down the steps looking court and Rollo in their new marital bliss. It’d been two months and they were still grinning like the wedding was yesterday. “Hey Lothbroks.” I chide.

“Kia. You two are rabbits.” Court laughed. “That’s like the fifth time I’ve heard you.” She hugs me. “I like this new place.”  She compliments looking around at the décor. Okay we went overboard with making it us but I loved it.

“Thank you heffa.” I hug her back and sit down on the couch. “Why are you two here?”

“you asked us to take Uriah to school yesterday.” Rollo touches the motorcycle in the middle of our dining room table and then notices Ivar.

“Uncle.” Ivar smiles. “Uri, did you get your backpack.” Ivar wipes his face. “and your face is not washed Uri. How do you shower without washing your face?”

Uri shrugs and laughs as heads back upstairs. Court raises her eyebrow at me. “You two are domesticated as fuck.”

“shut up court.” I say pouring some orange juice.

“Rollo, are we doing the run to the coast this weekend? I haven’t talked to Brii since she became a bitch.”

It was as if it was involuntary, I slap Ivar’s head and my eyes widen. “She’s our best friend you ass! Don’t call her a bitch, because I will still fight you.” I growl.

“Excuse the hell out of me, Kia Belle.”

I hit him again and move closer to Court not knowing how many free licks I would get. “Uri is coming.”

“We should do lunch today.”

“I have some things to do today but I will swing by Happy’s and see you once I’m done.”

“That works, I’ll tell the other girls.”

 Kim was the shit at her job. She was walking around the floor in a hurry directing the other nurses and she spots me waving and walking over. “Kia.”

“Kimmy!” I hug her. Damn I was in a hugging mood here lately. “I need a favor.” I say quickly.

“Hit me.”

“I’m pregnant.” I whisper.

“Oh my gods!” She squeals jumping up and down.

“But, I spotted. And this didn’t happen with Uriah. I don’t know what it means.”

“Come on.” She tugs me along away from everyone else and into a room. The test don’t take long and she lets me hear the heartbeat and I’m calm again. My eyes well and immediately get this baby was making me a damn bitch. “Don’t cry Kia.”

“I’m trying not to bitch.”

“You are doing well, you haven’t been drinking have you?” she cuts her eye over to me.

“No.” I roll my eyes, “I would never. But overprotective dad took my damn flasks and poured out all the alcohol in the house as soon as he found out.”

“That sounds about right.” She laughs.

“I don’t want anyone to know. Especially Ubbe. I don’t want to say anything until I’m too pregnant and he will leave me alone.” I laugh. “Have you seen him? He looks down. I still want to be his friend but it’s so hard to do when,”

She cuts me off. “Your pregnant with his brother’s child?”

“Shut up bitch.” I laugh. “There is more. I want to tell all of you but we have some things to get in order first. How are you and sad puppy?”

“Hvitserk and I are better than ever, and he’s not a sad puppy.”

“Sure.” I laugh. “Sure, he isn’t.” My phone vibrates, and I see it’s the Kattegat elementary. The demon was at work. “Hello?”

“Mrs. Lothbrok, or Stevens.” The woman says sarcastically.

“Yeah.”

“Uriah is in the principal’s office, we need to see you immediately.”

“Fuck.” I end the call. “Thank you Kimmy but the spawn of Ubbe is once again wreaking havoc.”

“I’ll see you at Happy’s. I’ll tell Charlie to slide you water shots to keep up the façade.” She laughs. “And you have my word. I won’t say anything.”

  The principal’s eyes cut into me and Ivar. Ubbe entered the room last holding his helmet. “what has he done now?”

“Now that you all are here, Uriah is using some language that is inappropriate.”

“Tell us something new.” Ubbe shrugs just about ready to leave.

“He snatched a toy away from another kid and said, and I quite directly. “This is my pussy.”

My mouth drops open, Ivar cannot stop laughing and Ubbe drops his helmet. “Kia Belle Lothbrok.” He growls. “Up and outside please. We will be back. Thanks.” He grabs my arm pulling me down the hallway. “What is going on?”

“He heard us apparently. The door was closed.”

“You’re loud in bed.” He says matter of fact, he shakes his head. “He’s too young for the fucking sex talk. And I know that we are over and I can’t control your sex life but do it at acceptable times.”

Fuck that. I was pregnant and hornier than I’d ever been in my life. I just turn and walk back into the office, “I will talk to my son.” I say grabbing my purse.

“Ma’am if this behavior continues he will have to change schools.” The principal says with an attitude.

I lose my shit, but not like I would normally. My tears just start cascading down my face and Ubbe’s mouth drops but Ivar is on it. He had dealt with four nervous breakdowns in the last two days. “Hey, look babe.” I was sobbing, uncontrollably. Even the principal was shocked. “Heyy,” he continued to sing while he rubbed my back. I’m sure sent some signals to Ubbe. “Kia, stop crying, please.”

Ubbe steps up to the desk. “it’s okay. It won’t happen again. I swear it.”

I still don’t stop the crying, if I could that would be a fucking miracle. Ivar leads me out. “My gods woman, you have literally gone from I will beat your ass to crying about everything.” He opens the car door for me and Uriah runs to my window with Ubbe.

“Your mom is fine big man, hurt that you keep getting in trouble. Now you gotta do chores at your Mimi’s.” He touches my face. “I will see you two at the clubhouse.”

“Yep. Bye Uri.” Ivar fist bumps him as Ubbe spins him in circles. The hops in the driver’s seat. “Are you okay?”

“Yes.” I wipe my eyes. “Fuck, this baby is literally making me a punk.” I roll my eyes.

 Brii and Jax were chasing each other around with water guns like children and no lie it was the cutest thing I had ever seen. Ivar opens my door for me again walking with me to the club. “Yo, happy couple!” Ivar teases.

Brii shoots him a bird running over to me and I start to sing the damn theme song from Dora the explorer. “Bitch, I missed you!” She hugs me, and I hug her back, singing I’m the map in my head. “why in the hell are you singing I’m the map in your head?”

Ivar turns quickly at me, but I still don’t spill. “Uri,” I lie.

“We have to catch up, I’ll tell you about the many positions Jax and I have explored.”

Jax laughs shaking Ivar’s hand. “Ready to work brother?”

“Always.”

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I keep jumping clutching my stomach. Someone is in this damn house. Jax shakes his head looking out for the cops. “Kia…”

“Jax, you’re helping me! Stop bitching out. I should have brought Hap.” I step on the stone and can see a little more of the house but not enough. I know I can get in this fucking window. I look at my baby bump. I was growing like a fucking inhuman monster. What kind of beast was this in me? Fucking Ivar. This baby was going to come out threatening people and calling me annoying. “give me a boost.”

“No.”

“jax! You’re strong, one boost.”

He growls setting down his phone. “You’re fucking insane.” He lifts me, and I can see a hand. Either they killed each other, or some freaky shit was going on.  

I wiggle down feeling his abs and smiling at him. He blushes turning away from me. “Let me pick the lock.”