#queenofjerusalem

By #ImperialDecree: "All who have been traumatized by the #ManEatingPlants stolen from the #MartianLandscape whilst attempting to appreciate the #NeonCalligraphy of #TruthCanNeverBeSilent will be required to #LetThemEatCake commissioned to match the #PrettyOrangeTable located @ #CastroAndMarket, the site of #Ugly. They will be required to use the #SmallestForkInTheWorld."--#PrincessMelitaBonaparte. #ProtectorOfCanada, #QueenOfJerusalem. (at SoulCycle)

#HiFructose is a #Magazine. It seems to have an #OutOfFocusPhotograph of #HerImperialHighness, the #MostBeautifulWomanInTheWorld, #AListActress, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #CountessOfBanff, #ProtectorOfCanada, #CountessOfFlanders, #CountessOfMalta, friend of #MissManners, & #PrincessOfTheImperialLine, & #RoyalDespiserOfDonaldTrump. She is also the undisputed #QueenOfJerusalem. Her passion of passions is for the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy. (at The Booksmith)

#HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #QueenOfJerusalem, #CountssOfFlanders & #CountessOfMalta had filed a #lawsuit against #ColumbiaPictures based upon #genderdiscrimination! "I intend to have #Spiderman reworked & I will play the #LeadingRole as #SpiderWoman. I will have poisonous venom & will get my way. I know people regret having voted for #CrookedDonald. In my #Film, his silly looking hair gets caught in my #SpiderWeb, I bite him, contract hepatitis & my loyal fans serve me #LourdesWater & together we save the plant, get rid of #DonaldTrump, I get to be the first #Monarch who is permitted to be #POTUS! My version is a #WinWin for everyone! #ShareAMC. (at AMC Van Ness 14)