#herimperialhighness

#GardenOfEarthlyDights, #SucculentsOnStatesStreet, #SanFrancisco #EndowedInPerpetuity by #HerImperialHighness, #AListActress, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte. #RomanRuinsInSanFrancisco proof positive that #RomanEmpire👑 had #ImperialOutPosts on #PacificRim. This is a #TrueFact. (at States Playground)

#HerImperialHighness, #AListActress, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, demanded a re-write, which includes incessant #StalkingFromHarveyWeinstein after she was #EvictedFromHerMobileHome. Her version of #TheStrangersPreyAtNight takes place in a former parking lot in #Houston that was turned into a #MobileHomeCourt. The #CountessOfFlanders, once again, donate lad all 30 million that she earned & donated it for the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy. “As #ProtectorOfCanada, I had things pretty easy. They are nice up North. But I wanted to be able to demonstrate the #Trauma caused by #HarveyWeinstein & incorporated that into my #ImperialActingTechnique, which I shall #ShareAMC & the entire world, even #Texas.” (at Metreon)

On the #EighthDayOfChristmas, #CanadianParliament in #Ottowa, under Prime Minister #JustinTrudeau, confirm what had already happened via #VoxPopuli, #ByPopularAcclaim another #TrueFact has now been signed into Law, #HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelita onaparte, #AListActress, has been proclaimed #ProtectorOfCanada. The #CountessOfFlanders & #CountessOfMalta has indicated that her fist #OfficialDuty will be the #DedicationOfTheGreatWallOfCanada. “It will, of course, be paid for by the taxpayers of Florida & Ohio. They wanted a #Wall. Of course we could not let them down. The Wall will be designed by #YokoOno.” The #PrincessOfTheImperialLine will become the #GrandDuchessOfNordstrom. “This is to please my #MostLoyalSxadinavianSubjects,” explains the #Princess. (at Nordstrom San Francisco Centre)

#HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, went through #Downsizing in order to become a #ChildStar for this film. "I was coerced to be in this film in order to fulfill contract obligations," wept the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine. "I wanted it to be an #IntentionalHorrorFilm, & it could be that my wish has been granted." The #PublicityShyPrincess refuses to grant any interviews related to having reversed her #AgingProcess to act the role of a #SpoiledAmericanChild for this #ChristmasThemedCelluloid. "I needed the experience," was all that she would tell us. As usual, all her earnings go for the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy. She left a gift 🎁 near the #ChristmasTree. "Greece 🇬🇷 needs love," she whispered. #DowsizingWhisperer. #ChristmasWhisperer. ShareAMC. #GiftWhisperer. (at AMC Van Ness 14)

#AListActress, #HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, the #MostBeautifulWomanInTheWorld, shared her #Astonishment w/her #LegionsOfFans throughout the world about how #CastingDirectors chose #CharlizeTheron for the leading role in #AtomicBlonde. "None of us understand it. The part was clearly written for me! I could easily have drawn upon my experience as #CountessOfFlanders & #CountessOfMalta..I always have to whip people into shape. And as #QueenOfJerusalem, I #KnockHeadsTogether on a routine basis. My plan is to work around the system & star in MY #Sequel, #entitled #NeutronBlonde! I will probably provide #StoliOnIce in each & every scene." "I cannot let my fans down, nor disappoint my #MostLoyalSubjects (especially in #France & #Belgium 🇧🇪). Nor will I cease my work for the good people of #Greece 🇬🇷, meaning I'll put all money made for this & give it to the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy. This time, I shall employ #iAi & all other forms of #ArtificialIntelligence to prove that #GoodAlwaysWins! My roles are always played to perfection & #ArtisticTriumph . I invite #Intel to join me." Thus, the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine, has spoken. #ShareAMC (at Eureka Restaurant-Lounge)

#RefrigeratorMagnetsOfTheWorld salute the beautiful town in #AlbertaProvince of #Canada 🇨🇦 named #Banff. It was founded in #1885, located in the #RockyMountains of Canada. Was not fully incorporated as a municipality until #1990. This was done, I am told, due to a letter that #HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte wrote to #QueenElizabethII, expressing her annoyance that such a thing could drag on & on. I was told this is another #TrueFact. Banff was settled after the #TranscontinentalRailway was built through #BowValley. It is a town built within the #RockyMountainPark. Band is the only town in Canada (upon Imperial Orders from the #PrincessOfTheImperialLine) to be built within a park. You know what that means? No one who lives in Banff goes to a park, because they live in one. Human nature, it just goes to show you. In #1995, the #UnitedNations declared it as a #WorldHeritageSite. In #2015, Princess Melita Bonaparte petitioned the Pope to be named #CountessOfBanff. We are still awaiting a decision. With such an illustrious Countess, Banff will be known as the host of #RoyalFamilies from the world over. Magnet made by Command of Princess Melita Bonaparte by #ThePostCardFactory. And the magnet was made in Canada. (at Banff Centre for Arts and Creativity)

#HerImperialHighness, #PrincessMelitaBonaparte, #QueenOfJerusalem, #CountssOfFlanders & #CountessOfMalta had filed a #lawsuit against #ColumbiaPictures based upon #genderdiscrimination! "I intend to have #Spiderman reworked & I will play the #LeadingRole as #SpiderWoman. I will have poisonous venom & will get my way. I know people regret having voted for #CrookedDonald. In my #Film, his silly looking hair gets caught in my #SpiderWeb, I bite him, contract hepatitis & my loyal fans serve me #LourdesWater & together we save the plant, get rid of #DonaldTrump, I get to be the first #Monarch who is permitted to be #POTUS! My version is a #WinWin for everyone! #ShareAMC. (at AMC Van Ness 14)