#queen w

TATIA - tatia seems like such an innocent lil’ creature, not gonna lie. she’s definitely someone i wanna see fuck shit up though.  tia taan? she could, like, get it. if you know what i mean. 

KATHERINE - ah yes, the baddest bitch of them all. where do i even begin with her? i like a woman who knows what she wants and goes for it. take notes, children. 

ELENA - human you is making me sad. i miss your vampy confidence. i sound like a self help book but elena.. are you really living your best life right now?

STEFAN - still gonna include you in the fun even though the rest of your hunky clones are god knows where. we all know the ladies love a bad boy.. bring him back sometime, yeah? the noble brother act isn’t doing it for me anymore.

i mean, all of y’all are pretty messy. just sayin’. some people i can always rely on are katherine, harlow, lilith and victoria to get down and dirty should it be necessary. love you ladies!

i mean, some of them can totally bite me if you catch my drift. like, we get it.. y’all are pretty. now you’re telling me they can be hot and broody forever? count me in. 

all of you bitches already know i live for drama, so i’m here for it. besides, the sexual tension needed to be broken. it’s about damn time. thank ya JESUS. nothing gets me goin' easier than anger.