#quantum entangled

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Im wondering if youre planning to update your fic Quantum Entangled? I understand it takes a long time to write stuff and also totally get if you stopped writing due to all the g*iman stuff but I really enjoy the fic and hashtag need to know the rest so

@qe-podfic has me foaming at the mouth send help

Sometimes you need a little help getting clasps done up when you've somewhat over-lubed yourself to fit into a Satanic nun costume that is three sizes too small.

Sometimes your thesis partner gives you that help while demonstrating the kind of casual strength you did not know ticked some checkboxes in your brain.

We've all been there, right?

Hello! The last chapter of my Lukadrien soulmate AU, Quantum Entangled, is now up.

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Quantum Entangled

Chapter Five: Tethered

“Why so mopey?” Juleka clambered into a deck chair, crossed her legs, and pulled her bass onto her lap.

Luka looked up from the chord he was fingering. “I’m not moping.”

“Did something happen between you and Ken-doll?”

“Maybe,” Luka said elusively. He didn’t want to talk about it, but he didn’t want to lie, either.

Juleka stared at him without blinking.

“We’re soulmates, apparently,” he said, caving to his sister’s interrogation technique. Immediately, he started up the plucking pattern again to draw attention away from the statement he had dropped.

“Shouldn’t that be a good thing?” Juleka didn’t question how he knew. Leaning on her bass, she hooked the curtain of her dark hair behind an ear. “I thought you liked him.”

Summary:

Crowley was unexpectedly reminded of a Higgs boson (or maybe a graviton, as hypothetical as such a particle was). The quantum excitation responsible for all mass, and subsequently, all gravity. And—even more subsequently—all attraction. Because that was the word for it, wasn’t it? Attraction. Crowley was attracted to Aziraphale. Physically, yes; as all matter was attracted to all other matter. And yet, as he closed in, the space (a dimension that felt oh so fleetingly linear) seemed squashed between their bodies. The distance, in its own maladroit discourtesy, was suddenly wavering for all its previous impertinence. Almost bashful in the way that it slowly (yet, somehow, not slowly enough) dissipated. Into nothingness. The air succumbing to the vehemence of their debate.

Crowley was fucked. Oh, he was so utterly fucked.

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AKA the inherent homoeroticism of co-authoring a paper.

Rating: Mature

Relationships:

Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Anathema Device, Crowley & Newton Pulsifer, Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer, Beelzebub & Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Aziraphale & Gabriel (Good Omens)

Characters:

Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Muriel (Good Omens), Shax (Good Omens), Sandalphon (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling

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Our podfic needs YOU. We would like art to go in the background/thumbnails of the Quantum Entangled podfic reading.

(on YT and in the AO3 post)

Your reblogs help make the QE podific a reality! Even if you're not an artist, engaging with this post can help push it towards the artists on your dash. What have we got so far? Chapter 1:

Art by: @lexarturo

Chapter 2:

Art by: @commentdismal

Chapter 3:

Art by: @yetrop

Chapter 4:

No Art Yet. (This spot could be YOURS!)

Chapter 5:

No Art Yet. (This spot could be YOURS!)

Chapter 6:

No Art Yet. (Spot taken by @lvndrlondonfog)

Chapter 7:

Art by @pb-and-jammothy

Chapter 8:

No Art Yet. (This spot could be YOURS!)

Chapter 9:

No Art Yet. (This spot could be YOURS!)

Ideally, we'd have one illustration per scene, but one per episode is what we're aiming for (in the interest of realistic expectations). There will be one "main" illustration per chapter. Read through whichever chapter you want to illustrate and pick a scene to draw. We want you to have full artistic control. So long as it's relevant to the fic, go ahead!

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This needs a bit of cleanup (for instance, I noticed that I overused the word "unnecessary" in paragraphs 4 and 5 while making this post) but that's a juicy tidbit from chapter 10 for ya. :)