#quaffels

no but seriously I love making these metas and whatnots i don’t really know how to describe it but I get this feeling doing it and like I just really love analyzing things, but even so this ‘series’ is different than the other dp metas of mine bc it’s not analyzing relationships or dynamics or anything or even speech/actions its literally trying to identify images from not hd super quality screencaps obsessively but as aggravating as it can be it’s also fulfilling ?? bc I also like learn a lot. like before this i had no idea who the pre-Raphaelites were. or what Arts & Crafts movement was. I feel more ‘cultured’/well rounded haha even if it’s just really a little. it’s helped me get Jeopardy! questions d;

and thank you so much (danke schön!) bc that’s just like so nice ?? strong compliments do things to me bleSS YOU TOO ! :b

isaac king who wins: probably isaac he may look like you’re typical asshole who’s all talk, but he actually does know what he’s doing in a fight. so, if you’re not alissa day, he’ll probably win. despite this, please fight isaac king. please. I beg of you, please fight isaac king he needs to be fought he really does look at that smug face and just.............. punch it. we all want you to

carter conary who wins: carter okay it’s universal knowledge that carter is a huge dork and in all honestly if you’re not isaac or a lost boy, he probably doesn’t even want to fight you?? but if you get the chance please do not fight carter. he’s a giant compared to most ppl and before the curse he managed to get himself second in command to peter and, like, i’m not gonna question peter’s judgment there omg. the only time carter would lose is if you were isaac or he let you win (but let’s be real he’ll let you win like 99% of the time what a big softie aw)

alissa day who wins: alissa duh this is taken in some kind of au universe where you would even want to fight alissa like??? there is literally no good reason to fight alissa day but whatever moving on omg so first there would be no actual fighting going on bc she’d just lecture you on why it’s a dumb idea and you’d 1, see the error of your ways and learn to fucking respect her or 2, get bored and walk away like why would you even want to bye she wins holy shit and not only would you go through that, you’d also go through every single other member of the baes yelling at you for even cONSIDERING

dylan day who wins: no one what the f c uk why the fuck why would you even what is going through your head that you would ever want to fight dylan day like??? he is such a small child why do you want to harm this little loser. just leave him and his captain america action figures alone?? what the fuck man. didn’t alissa teach u better than this?????????

gary day who wins: gary one important thing to know abt gary is that he’s one of those guys who doesn’t look at ripped as they actually are w/ clothes on, so. there’s that. plus fighting gary would just be no fun?? he’d just lecture you on why it’s dumb to fight him and you’d lose all your motivation to fight like?? it’s not worth it to fight gary day

shelia livingston who wins: shelia okay i can see why you would want to fight shelia occasionally but like?? don’t?? she’s like one of those girls who probably takes mma classes on the weekends and could totally fuck anyone up at any moment. plus you’ll have to deal w/ getting lame lil glares from dylan for like the rest of your life. just don’t do it what the fuck she’s literally like a henchman so if she doesn’t fuck you up then her brothers will and they’re creepy it’s not a good idea nOT TO MENTION SHE’S A WITCH and she can just. fuck u all the way up. no going back when u mess w/ shelia tbh

aaron and ariel conary who wins: you’re kidding right so these two are basically a package deal when it comes to fighting but it doesnt even matter bc they’d fuck you up separately too??? aaron has logic up the wazoo so he’d constantly but like 15 steps ahead of you and ariel very well might be a pyromaniac. not to mention they both managed to survive on neverland?? and if they don’t do the job then carter will probably come through and fuck u up as well just.... dont mess w/ the conarys please i beg of you

juniper cosmos who wins: june june really fits into the same category as alissa and gary, since she’d definitely be able to talk you out of fighting w/ her but like?? she’s got centuries of wisdom under her belt and she fuckin knows what she’s about do not even test her june cosmos ain’t afraid of shit

nate dempsey who wins: you first of all, please fight nate. please, for all of us who can’t just please fight him. there is no better feeling than punching nate dempsey in the face (ask carter tbh) i just need you to. but yeah, you know that “typical asshole who’s all talk” i mentioned before?? that’s nate. please fight him you will win i promise we’re all rooting for you

reid lacoste who wins: reid oh my god HAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING do not fight reid he has sO MUCH pent of aggression you will literally turn into a human punching bag within seconds i am d y in g like how could one hate themselves so much that they would fight reid just do not, please dylan probably loves u too much to let you do this to yourself

neena florez who wins: neena why the fuck would u fight neena??? like do u just want ppl do hate you?? if you want every member of the day family and elaine to just lecture you all the time?? anyway she’d kick your ass so you’d have to deal w/ the fact that u got ur ass beat and disappointed everyone for the rest of your life?? do not do this

elaine jorgensen who wins: what the fuck wha t tejh f cuk. what the FUCK. why would you even??????? who did she ever do to you?? was she TOO precious?? did she bake too many cupcakes?? did she do your stage make-up too well like please tell me how anyone could ever be justified in wanting to fight her?? how dare you. get out of my sight

paige hatter who wins: no one okay consider this. if u even THINK abt fighting paige then jefferson, nate, gary, dylan, shelia, and carter would all just???????? immediately come to her rescue and fuck u up and like. ur odds aren’t looking v good. plus like rly have u even????? met her dad???????? he’d probably kill someone ngl. u dont wanna be that someone bc damn. just don’t do it please

BOLERO IS A GREAT CHOICE TBH CAN WE JUST.

send me a greek god!!

hestia — describe your ideal house

omg okay either literally a mansion or a teeny tiny cute lil apartment. there’s no in between honestly omg

artemis — favourite animal and why

oh god tbh a cat like.... soft and sneaky and cool yea okay

apollo — favourite piece of music

hell if i know oh gOD idk man. r we talking instrumental music then bc like......... bolero, okay.

athena — share a piece of wisdom