#qsmp summary

then empanada said this

q!tina said she’s always wanted to not be a demon, but also she never thought about it this way before. she said immortality is lonely. and explained terrible things have to happen for someone to become a demon

that’s where the moment ended

earlier, most people got ready for the dinner (philza and etoiles literally got DECKED and ready for war, basically, both were sure it would be a trap)

quackity went to maxo and asked him to give him the names of those that caused the explosion that made him lose a candidate life or he would "make his life a living hell"

they went to the dinner, and waited to get served the food and suddenly "chayanne" and "tallulah" showed up

philza immediately clocked that they were not acting normally, and they had wrong skins (they were not cracked) and he even went back to check and their beds were back home, so he knew it wasnt the real ones. he let fit and forever know.

the candidates stepped up one by one to give their last speeches, and ElQuackity went last, suddenly goign off about "Fuck the Federation" and "if im elected the federation will end" which is super out of nowhere so. kinda sus.

all the candidates were asked to go to the stage to take group pictures, and "chayanne" and "tallulah" went in there too

Suddenly Philza was kicked from the server, the fake chayanne and tallula turned into code monsters and they started attacking the candidates (edit the morning after: someone pointed out that forever and cellbit crashed at the exact same time, therefore philza also probably crashed too. I disagree: he got kicked out right as the eggs turned into codes, and people started looking for him to know what to do, and he didnt come back until minutes later, when charlie had already lost a life and other people had been killed. I genuinely think he got kicked from the server at that time by an admin/the codes to sow confussion)

the attendees started being teleported around, and it took a while for philza to log back in, and everyone was panicking because they didnt know if it was the real chayanne or tallulah, and since phil wasnt there he couldnt confirm to them it wasnt the real eggs

they started to stall the codes from killing candidates, but slime/gegg lost his last candidate life

philza managed to get back in, and started screaming those arent his eggs and to kill the codes

him and etoiles basically had to duo pvp the two codes, and finally managed to kill them after a few minutes, it was tense as FUCK

the bodies of the codes had each a single item of the egg they were trying to pretend to be (tallulah had a maraca, chayanne the yellow signs), as well as a bunch of pictures of the parents with some eggs, but all of them were blurry/bad quality except for the one of tallulah and quackity that walter bob took, and a picture of philza, tallulah and chayanne that wsa taken in festa junina

everyone started to go on their own ways, ElQuackity and Maxo had an entire confrontation about if ElQ was from the federation and then maxo refused to tell him who caused the explosion besides himself. They fought eachother for a while, and then ElQ teleported away and disconnected.

foolish got called by the federation, and he got told to arrest pac and mike because "they had kidnapped mr mustard"

pac and mike went with him and they got teleported into seperate jail cells

cellbit interrogated foolish about it, since jaiden and forever saw pac and mike disappear, and afterwards he went back to his castle, where he got a book that told him to go to coordinates 0 0, where he and roier found a picture that eventually led to a page with the following information

jaiden spoke to foolish, and he lied to her, and told her that cucurucho had given him the option to either arrest pac and mike OR kill richarlyson. this did not happen. jaiden went back to cellbit and roier and gave them this information, so for now, foolish is out of suspicion from cellbit.

cellbit decoded that the "LAST SEEN AT" letters probably mean coordinates (67, 6393) and he's planning on going there with roier to see if they know what this missing item or creature might be

----------------------- Edit about two hours later (yes, im still here. it's 5 am for me. what has this server done to me)

cellbit and roier went to the coordinates, there he found a new book with more information: someone was "posted" there alone to be some kind of sentry? and the isolation was getting to them apparently; as well as two sudoku puzzles that together gave him the code to a locked chest. in the chest he found a brown sharestone that took him to a new location where after a few more enigma catboy enrichment time gave him a new book that indicates that there's someone aware of what might be happening, or maybe it happened before, and that if the book was their only chance they had then "whatever hope you have left will die along with you"

maximus explained to badboyhalo what happened with elquackity and the threats that he did to him. this led to bad saying the need to capture elquackity and lock him up -he also implied that he knows how to stop him from teleporting- and if needed interrogate him by any means necessary to get information about where real quackity is and what is going on with him

- bad fully remembers everything about the eggs but it’s too late, they are gone now... he makes the decision to leave the island, says goodbye to everything one last time and goes to the ankh (symbol of life) room in the hall of grim to sit and wait with ghosties

there he waits for an unknown amount of time until an undead brings the smackdown and takes him out 💀 afterwards he appears back at the doors to heaven, to his original home. they are still open for him

but this time? his three kids are right there to greet him, they’re all together again. even richas ended up in heaven :0

lore ending #2 “the true ending” is coming soon

We’ve been expecting it to happen for around 6 months :’) here’s a recap of it all for you

he used to be a 4th dimensional being (likely angelic!!!) existing outside the dimension of time

he was alive at the era of the dinosaurs but didn’t live with them. he “spectated” them with other beings from the 4th dimension

Feb 3rd 2024

still under construction, however the island needed something in place now so q!Bad made the mini “egg basket” under spawn. empanada, sunny, ramon, richas, and pomme have all put their pearls there.

it’s a “one click teleports all” system meant to get eggs out of danger, so they can then warp to their safe rooms at home. not meant to be perfect, only temporary, but is immune to most things like the iconic symmetry wand elevator trick! there’s been a sense of relief to have something secure :D