Aug 5
My fav new Dapper bit is dapper throwing sand at people, temporarily blinding them, and then shouting “Pocket Sand!! >:3”
“Think abt it, pocket sand is the solution to everything. You are in combat? Pocket sand and blind ur enemy. Need resources? Pocket sand and rob a bank. Need smth done? Threaten to pocket sand someone so they do it… And then pocket sand em either way after they finish”
If someone ever asks me my sense of humour I will just point to Dapper because I fear I resonate with this small pixel egg too much <33
“Destiny is like sand, it can slip through your hands in one second”. So profound. So deep. He’s just a lil guy with big thoughts and pocket sand >:3
#Qsmp#Qsmp vodwatching#Badboyhalo#Qsmp dapper#qsmp eggs#this is important#I like to think that dapper poses this as “his latest magic trick”#Where he just blinds people with sand and then robs them lmao#Or runs away#He does that one too where he blinds then and then runs while they can’t see#So it looks like he disappeared xD#We all love Dapper in this house :3#The silliest lil egg#:p
