#qpicard

Fandoms: Star Trek – The Next Generation

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Q/Picard

Tags: Teasing, Alien Sex, Mind Sex, Post- Deja Q

Summary: Once again, Q appears – this time in Picard's quarters. He seems to have a few more human experiences he wants to tick off his bucket list, but Picard's in for a shock if he expects sex with a godlike entity to be anything close to conventional.

Chapter: 1/?

I don't know what I'mdoing here, Jean-Luc. I offer you the stars, the chance to see the finalfrontier like no pitiful human body ever could, and you refuse? In favor of being stuffed in a photon torpedo and shot intospace! I know perfectly well you don’t find my company that intolerable—sometimesyou even admit it.

Was it the party? Allyour loyal crew members and old lovers talking about how extraordinary you are?I could have arranged that, and withmore interesting hors d’oeuvres too. I don’t understand, Jean-Luc.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: Q/Picard.

what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Anything and everything because Q is very bouncy and Picard has insatiable curiosity.

who uses all the hot water in the morning: When they shower together, it never runs out, but when Picard opts to shower alone it's almost always cold.

what they order from take out: Whatever Q feels like having. He just snaps up delicacies from across the universe.

what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Q likes to pester Picard invisibly. Like patting him on the ass while he's standing on the bridge. Picard does not approve.

who does most of the cleaning: Picard. Until Q gets annoyed at how long it's taking and he snaps and everything's tidy again.

what has a season pass in their DVR: That does not exist nor does it need to because whatever Picard wants to see Q can show it to him.

who leaves their stuff around: Q. Not even his stuff really cause he doesn't have any material possessions. So it's actually just Picard's stuff he uses and then doesn't put back.

who remembers to buy the milk: Q.

Here's another Star Trek TNG design... as with the Data/Geordi one, I had a bit of a problem because Picard and Q both seemed to wear red? But again, I found one picture of  Q wearing some greenish blue shirt, so I hope this is okay.

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