#python x male reader

Maybe he gets lost in a jungle and finds a very long, sleepy(and muscular) Naga man

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Python was lost and with no way to contact the 141, he knew that very clearly. They had all been separated when a mission went awry, all of them forced to run off in separate directions. His radio was useless, only thing he could hear when he tried it was static, his map was nowhere to be found.

All he had was his sidearm and his medical bag.

But at least he wasn't lost in a forest, because then he'd have to worry about bears and he was terrified of bears.

So he trudged on, knowing his situation definitely could be worse. As he was walking, he tripped over something long and large.

He fell onto the jungle floor, grunting loudly as he hit the ground. He managed to push himself up onto his hands and knees, turning around to see what he had tripped over.

"Holy shit," he murmured, his eyes widening underneath his black balaclava and mask. He was staring at a sleeping Naga, a real-life Naga.

He had heard countless of myths about the divine beings but to see one with his own eyes? Well, he surely must be fucked, considering he tripped on a Naga.

His panic increased when he saw you waking up and he scrambled to be out of reach. "Shit, I'm so sorry. I was walking, I didn't see you, and I tripped," he blurted out. "I'm so sorry, please don't kill me!"

You rubbed your head, blinking your bleary eyes open wide to chase away the sleepiness. You managed a small, warm smile. "It's okay, accidents happen."

"You... You're not mad?" He asked, his suspicions rising on instinct.

"I'm not mad, though you do seem lost," you said, unfurling and slithering upwards until you were fully upright.

Python nodded, his eyes on you. He couldn't believe you were real, and hot. "Yeah, I'm lost."

Your forked tongue flicked out, smelling for any predators nearby. When you were sure there were no predators, you said, "I'll take you to my cave, since the sun is setting. It's better than you roaming around all night, not knowing where to go. I also have some maps you can use."

"Okay."

Python was wary of you, of course he was. But he also didn't like his chances if he decided to fight you or run. So he settled for following after you, watching you slither to the direction of your cave.

Python, being pushed into a room and locked in there: Why am I being locked in here??

Bear!Reader, also locked in the room: Hello!

Python: *screams*

Poor Bear!Reader, falling in love with a man who is scared of bears. But you’re so cuddly and sweet, so Python will eventually fall in love with you.

He totally eyes your claws warily at first though, his scar on his face throbbing with phantom pain. He flinches any time you’re near and you’re near a lot since there’s very little room in this locked room.

Stop giving me bullets if you don’t want me to load the gun 😭🫧

Python falling in love with Simon and having to come to terms with the fact that he’ll have to accept the polar bear hybrid that Simon’s already in a relationship with. Python eventually falling for the reader too and it keeps him awake at night.

Load the gun, bestie.

Python is just like "How did I get here, in this point of my life??"

I can see this going one of two ways:

Python helps you annoy Ghost because if anything, the man loves to annoy Ghost (he's living up to "I'm a bitch" comment).

Or

Python and Ghost are endeared to each other because they (very affectionally) bitch about how cheerful you are.