*disclaimer: This is a post for fun, it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. I have thoroughly combed the lore before making this post and is just a âwhat ifâ scenario just for shits and giggles and is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.*
Race: Furbolg
Faction: Alliance
Languages: Furbolg, Common
Summary: The Furbolg are an ancient race, the descendants of the mighty bear ancient Ursoc. Though some tribes are close to the Night Elves, for the longest time the Furbolg chose to stay out of the faction conflict between the Alliance and the Horde, however due to recent events that changed. When Sylvanas pushed her attack into Night Elven lands, they slaughtered any Furbolg that stood their ground and destroyed their homes beneath the treads of the Hordeâs war machines. Devastated and furious, they swore their revenge on the Horde and when the Night Elves came to the Furbolgâs aid despite being in a bad state themselves, the Furbolgs pledged themselves to the Alliance.
Classes:
Warrior
Mage
Rogue
Hunter, starting pet is a tawny bear (bear)
Shaman, totems are carved out of wood and decorated with bear claws
Druid, animal forms resemble normal animals but with hunched shoulders, shaggier fur and adorned with beads, flight form is an owl
Monk
Mount: Grizzly Bear
Racials:
Ursocâs Fortitude: Active. The caster invokeâs Ursocâs blessing, reducing all damage taken by 50%. 10 second duration, 2 minute cooldown
Ursolâs Wisdom: Passive. Increases Mastery by 1%
Burrower: Passive. Mining skill increased by 15
One with Nature: Passive. Reduces nature and arcane damage by 1%
Love of Baubles:Â Passive. Trinket and Hearthstone cooldowns reduced by 10%Â
Dances: Same as Pandaren, as new models would be based on the Pandaren rig.
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*disclaimer: This is a post for fun, it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. I have thoroughly combed the lore before making this post and is just a âwhat ifâ scenario just for shits and giggles and is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.*
Race: Ogre
Faction: Horde
Languages: Ogre, Orcish
Summary: Descendants of the mighty Gronn and forgotten children of a now fallen empire, the Ogres came through the Dark Portal along with the Orcs as part of the first Horde during the First War. Since then the Ogres have dispersed all over Azeroth, most having no allegiance to anyone but themselves. However the Stonemaul Clan of Feralas and Dustwallow Marsh, along with the Dunemaul Clan of Tanaris in recent years became allies of the Horde, giving them their support but not joining the main forces. This has now changed as the drums of war have prompted the Horde to call upon all their members to arms, including the Ogres.
Classes:
Warrior
Priest
Mage
Hunter, starting pet is a green cataclysm crocolisk (crocolisk)
Warlock
Shaman, totems appear as piles of rocks bound with leather
Monk
Mount: Boar
Racials:
Colossus Smash: Active. The user slams the ground at their feet, dealing X damage and knocking targets back in a 5 yard radius around the user. 0 yard range, 3 minute cooldown
Might of the Gronn: Passive: Physical damage dealt increased by 1%
Sturdy: Passive. Reduces physical damage taken by 1%
Simple Minded: Passive. Reduces the duration of charm effects by 20%
Legacy of Gorgrond: Passive. Experience gains from killing Elementals increased by 20%
Dances: Chris Farleyâs Chippendales skit (male), Whitney Way Thoreâs Big Fat Fabulous Remix (female)
Customization options: Skin color, tattoos, horns (male), hair/horn style (female), horn/hair color, facial hair (male), accessories (female), Two-headed option unlocked via scenario like Night Warrior eyes for Night Elves.
Male Flirts:
âI find your keen mind quite attractiveâ
âIâm quite the jolly guyâ
âI ainât drunk, Iâm just intoxicated by youâ
âYou are like a perfect piece of steak; I can't stop drooling over you.â
âMy love for you is like an onion; it has many layers â
âOnce you go Ogre others wonât win you over.â
Female Flirts:
âKeep calm and cuddle up to a chubby girlâ
âI thought love was only true in fairy talesâ
âYour hand looks heavy, mind if I hold that for you?â
âSexy comes in all sizes, but I like your size the mostâ
âIâm quite the big fat flirt arenât I?â
âYour good looks are Ogre-whelmingâ
Male Jokes
âBetter out than in I always sayâ
âSome-BODY ONCE TOLD ME!â
âItâs all Ogre nowâ
âGet out of my swamp!â
âBig is beautifulâ
âThis rude guy was making fun of my weight, so I ate âemâ
Female Jokes:
âToo big? The only thing I'm too big for is your narrow mind!â
âYou could say Iâm an Ogre-achieverâ
âI got 99 problems but my curves ainât one of themâ
