#purrah

As voted for by my Paidtreons for this months poll!

Mental health is dipping, so you know what that means more headcanons!

Purrah chews pens and has definitely bit through one at least once and swallowed a bunch of ink.

Luckily, the frequent and risky human experimentation Purrah performs on herself immunized her to any possible illness she could have acquired from ingesting said ink.

Link has sign language nicknames for all the Champions.

The Champions all got tattoos together.

Urbosa got a lightning streak down her thigh, Daruk got an image of Vah Rudania on his back, Revali got an arrow and a feather in an "x" formation, Mipha got a koi fish curled around a trident on her forearm, Zelda got a sleeping princess flower behind her left ear, and Link got a little dog. It has a little hat.

Urbosa got snake bite piercings at some point.

Link is far less serious than everyone assumes. He acts that way because he's uncomfortable around strangers, but once you get to know him oh boy there's no turning back.

Revali would be an excellent chess player, but he gets so wrapped up in meticulously planning a strategy that he doesn't realize Urbosa's winning until she says checkmate.

Daruk always feels awful asking Mipha to heal him, so he often sneaks away after fights to a field healer before she can fuss over him.

Zelda doodles on her hands. She also writes reminders on her arms.

For all their disagreements and teasing, Urbosa and Revali love to judge other people together. (Revali more so than Urbosa, but she sticks around cus his commentary is actually hilarious).

Zelda and Link got so comfortable around each other that they often communicate just in glances and unintelligible half sentences. It confuses the hell out of everyone else.

Pyrrha pauses reading her scroll and moving her thumb on blakes stomach. Blakes ears twitch in response to it but assumes she'll resume soon.

"Honey, may I ask a question, and if it's over the line, I totally understand but we'll it's been told to me a few times and I've also read about it but I'm not sure if it's true. So I was wondering if I could ask you the question..." Pyrrha rambles out her long-winded speech. Blake, knowing she'll take forever to get to her question, raises her finger to pyrrhas lips in order to stop her. "Sweetheart, just ask me the question. I promise to I won't be angry or upset." Blake says in a calm, steady voice. Pyrrha takes a breath and calms down a slight. " Okay, here it goes. I have read online and have been told by nora that I'll have to watch out for those heat cycles. So I'm wondering. Are heat cycles real for faunus?"

Blake pauses for a bit, then begins to giggle. "I'm sorry, Love I promise that I'm not laughing at you it's just really cute. To answer your question. Yes, most faunus have a heat cycle. No, it's not like books or stuff online where we turn into horny animals. From my experience and what I've heard from other is that it's like just a setting the thermostat up one or two more degree yeah there's a bit more heat but we can still live our normal lives." Blake explains still having a giggle here and there. " oh okay thanks for not getting mad." Pyrrha says with a more flattened tone than usual.

Warning potential spoilers

When I first saw Ganondorf under the castle I was like "haha WHY IS THERE A CORPSE" and then it started moving and cracking and I almost threw up.

Also, ZELDA NEEDS A BREAK. She spent a hundred years holding off Calamity Ganon and she's back for two seconds, but now there's another disaster, and she might be possessed by Ganondorf (at least that's my idea)

Anyways, when I started and got to the ground world, I hightailed it to the Zora Kingdom so I could see my beloved Sidon, and he's freaking engaged now??? I missed so much! Also, the statue of me and him saving Va Ruta made me cry happy tears.

ALSO PURRAH. I LOVE HER. SHE LOOKS FABULOUS. I am a little sad they took away some of her peppy spunk but she looks amazing

And Riju got taller! I'm so proud of her I adore her. Those weird corpse things in the Gerudo Desert did freak me out tho. Not a huuuuge fan.

I promised more Purrah if a new Zelda game got announced so... HERE YOU ALL GO!