#purchasables

“Greetings, traveler! My name is Giacomo. I am, as you can see, a humble purveyor of items, curios and other accoutrements. While I am not in a position to show you my full wares as my shop is packed on this push-cart, I do offer some small trinkets for travelers I meet.”

The merchant looks at you sharply and cracks a wide, toothy smile you find... unnerving. The merchant twists his way around to access a sack he has around his back. After a moment, he swings the sack from his back to have better access to its contents. Inquisitively, the merchant turns back to you. “So stranger, be you interested in some drafts to aid you in your travels, some quick pamphlets to warn you of dangers on journeys or...”

Giacomo pauses and turns his head in both directions in a mocking gesture of paranoid observation. His little bit of theatrics does make you wonder what he is about to offer. “...maybe you would be interested in some items that enhance the pleasures of the flesh? Hmmm?”

Giacomo’s grin is nothing short of creepy as he offers his wares to you. What are you interested in?

Potions - Books - Erotica

Potions.

... Which potion or tincture will you examine?

Vitality Tincture: This potent tea is supposedly good for strengthening the body!

Increases strength at the slight loss of intelligence.

Giacomo holds up the item and says, “Ah, yes! The quintessential elixir for all travelers, this little bottle of distilled livelihood will aid you in restoring your energy on your journey and, should you be hurt or injured, will aid the body’s ability to heal itself. Yes sir, this is liquid gold for pilgrim and adventurer alike. Interested? It is 15 gems.”

Scholar’s Tincture: This powerful brew supposedly has mind strengthening effects!

Increases Intelligence at the slight loss of strength and muscle tone.

Giacomo holds up a pouch of dried, fragrant leaves and begins his spiel, “Have you ever wondered how scholars and other smart folk keep up such a mental effort for so long? They make a tea out of this fine mixture of quality plants and herbs. Nothing but the best, this mysterious mixture of herbs in its Orange Pekoe base makes anyone, short of a lummox, as brainy as the finest minds of the land. All you do is steep the leaves in some water and drink up! Hot or cold, straight or sweetened with honey, your mind will run circles around itself once it has this for fuel. Buy it now and I will throw in the strainer for free! Interested? Only 15 gems!”

Cerulean Potion: This is a mysterious bottle filled with sky-blue liquid that sloshes gently inside. Supposedly it will make you irresistible. To whom, and to what, you cannot 

Consumable item.

If male or herm, consuming this potion triggers a special encounter the next time you sleep for the night. When you have this encounter, you will receive a replacement potion. The special encounter randomly increases a number of statistics, except for Corruption, which is always increased.

If genderless, consuming this potion triggers a special encounter the next time you sleep for the night. This is a comedic encounter that breaks the "fourth wall" between the in-game setting and the creators and players. This item will not work for a genderless character a second time.

If Champion becomes female after purchasing, this item will no longer work, although any pending encounters will occur if the Champion goes to sleep as a different gender.

Taking multiple doses before sleeping will result in visits for that number of nights, maximum three in the "queue" ("tonight" and the two nights following). Additional doses before sleeping have no effect.

Using this potion too many times results in a Bad End. Only a dose taken after waking and the next night can trigger the Bad End, and the queue will be cleared of additional doses to enforce this.

Giacomo makes his comical over-the-shoulder search and holds up a sky-blue bottle. He grins widely as he begins his pitch, “My friend, you truly have a discerning eye. Even the most successful of men seek to attract more women for pleasure and status. This, my friend, will attract the most discerning and aroused of women. Women attracted by this fine unction will NEVER say no. I GUARANTEE that she will want pleasure every time you demand pleasure! A bit of a caution to you, brother. Some say this works TOO well. If you aren’t man enough to handle the women this urn draws to you, you’d best say so now and I will offer something more to your liking. However, if you have the heart for it, I can sell you this little gem for 75 gems!”

Books.

...Which book are you interested in perusing?

Dangerous Plants: This is a book titled ‘Dangerous Plants’. As explained by the title, this tome provides information on all manner of dangerous plants within this realm.

A Must have for all new players. This gives an in game opportunity to avoid encounters with tentacle beasts, and mysterious plant ladies in the future!

Giacomo proudly holds up a small text. The cover is plain and unadorned with artwork. “According to the scholars,” Giacomo begins, “knowledge is power. It is one of the few things that scholars say that I agree with. You cannot survive in today’s world without knowing something of it. Beasts and men are not your only problems. This book specializes in the dangerous plants of the realm. There exists flora the likes of which will chew you up and spit you out faster than any pack of wolves or gang of thieves. For the small price of 10 gems, you can benefit from this fine book on the nastiest blossoms in existence. Care to broaden your learning?”

Traveler’s Guide: This ‘Traveler’s Guide’ is more a pamphlet then a book, but it still provides some useful information on avoiding the local pitfalls.

This book allows the player an in game opportunity to avoid a dangerous Sand Trap, found in The Desert, that will pull you in an impregnate you. Additionally, this book can be given to a certain albino lizard to advance your relationship.

Giacomo holds up a humble pamphlet. “While you may not find value in this as a seasoned traveler,”, Giacomo opens, “you never know what you may learn from this handy, dandy information packet! Geared to the novice, this piece of work emphasizes the necessary items and some good rules of thumb for going out into the world. You may not need it, but you may know someone who does. Why waste your time when the answers could be in this handy pamphlet! I will offer the super-cheap price of 1 gem!”

Hentai Comic: This oddly drawn comic book is filled with images of fornication, sex, and overly large eyeballs.

May be given to the Incubus Mechanic to avoid a fight, or used while masturbating.

Erotica. (limited current knowledge.)

...Giacomo’s grin is nothing short of creepy as he offers his wares to you. What are you interested in?

Dildo.

Useful during masturbation. Applies for all items

Giacomo takes out a slender tube roughly over half a foot in length. “Since you seek pleasure, this is as simple and effective as it gets. This dildo is a healthy seven inches long and is suitable for most women and even adventurous men. Pick a hole, stick it in and work it to your heart’s content or your partner’s pleasure. The single-piece construction makes it solid, sturdy and straightforward. For 20 gems, you can take matters into your own hands. How about it?”

Plain Onahole. Not available to females. Costs 20 gems.

Giacomo takes out a pink cylinder from his bag. It appears to be sealed at one end and the cap is topped with a piece of rubber that has a vertical slit. “Friend,” Giacomo starts, “when you do not want to go through all of the shit to bag a woman, this is the thing for you. It never says no, it never bitches and it never takes everything you own in a divorce. All you do is get hard, slip your cock in the slit, work it at your pace and unload. Simple is as simple does. Take the top off for easy clean up and there you go! As you can see it is portable and is much safer than risking some social disease from an errant barmaid. I have plenty of these in stock and I can let it go for 20 gems. What say you?”

Deluxe Onahole. Not available to females or genderless. Costs 50 gems.

Giacomo holds up a weirdly shaped lump of rubber. One end is shaped and contoured like a woman’s genitalia while the rest stretches out to almost a foot long. “This thing right here is excellent! While a standard onahole will get you off, this has the look and feel of the real thing! As you can see, the outside orifice looks just like a woman’s privates and,” Giacomo pauses to open the inside for you to view. You see the inner folds and curves that are typical to the inside of a woman’s womb, “as you can see, great care has been taken to make the inside feel as much like a real pussy as possible. You hammer your cock with this thing a few times and you may never want the real thing again! If nothing else, it won’t whine about you running out the door first thing in the morning. 50 gems is more than reasonable for all of the satisfaction this will bring.”

All-Natural Onahole. Only available to hermaphrodites. Costs 150 gems.

Self-Stimulation Belt. Not available to males. Costs 30 gems.

All-Natural Self-Stimulation Belt. Not available to males or genderless. Costs 40 gems.