#punions

In your honest onion ?

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Making any drastic shifts in our lives requires a lot of support and a huge commitment to stay on track. Review the reasons, why do you want to change? The most important thing is to be clear about why you’re becoming a vegan. You will not find changes instantly, so be patient. 

Learn to love to cook, explore new cuisines, and be adventurous with food. Most importantly, be easy on yourself. Don’t view a vegan lifestyle as the finish line but as an evolving process of conscious eating. If you want, start quietly: Don’t announce what you are doing; focus on yourself and being conscious of your surroundings, body, and food addictions first.

Rethink how you shop for food: Many staples of a vegan diet like grains, beans, and nuts are cheap, and they usually store well if you buy them in bulk. Experiment with new favorite foods: Vegan versions of your beloved recipes will inevitably have different tastes and textures from what you are used to. Instead, try to incorporate similar flavors in new dishes.

Go to your own pace. Keep veganism as a goal but if you feel you need to go product by product do it that way. Start with eggs, try to replace them either way in recipes or whichever food you are used to eating with eggs. If you need help finding substitutes here are some.

Enjoy the transition and don’t make it feel like a punishment or deprivation of food! And here are some other resources that might help;

Vegan Grocery List. Top Staples

List of Ingredients of Animal Origin

Identifying Animal Ingredients

New York City has grocery stores that never close. I often wonder how they mop the floors in such a place.They probably mop in sections, early in the morning. I decided to do some shopping at five in the morning like I've always done. I like the things in my life to stay the same and never change, as I'm sure most of the world must feel. When life throws a wrench in my routine, I'm lost. I'm just completely and ultimately helpless. If the president told everyone that he was eliminating Thursdays from each week so that Friday followed Wednesday from that point on, I think I'd really lose it.

I was picking over the vegetables in the vegetable section of the supermarket when I saw this absolute abomination. I told myself it must have been a mistake and I shouldn't get all worked up about something like this again. I found a grocery store employee as soon as I could to ask what I was looking at. I should have walked away but it was too late and now I'll always know this thing that can't be unknown. Scientists have created a vegetable hybrid, constructed in a laboratory someplace like an automobile instead of being picked from nature like all good things should be. She said it was a cross between a pineapple and an onion. They're calling them punions! Now, I have a very strict allowance for food and cigarettes and things so I had to sacrifice something to try this man-made fruit-vegetable disaster. And the florescent lights were starting to bother me now so I made my way to the checkout line.

An elderly man with an amputated arm and a missing left eye stepped in front me and I looked deep into the black void where his eye used to be. I see why some people wear eyepatches or purchase glass eyeballs, it's a very sad thing to witness when you've been taking your limbs and eyeballs for granted all these years.

    "Where do you think you're going, young man?" He spit a little bit when he talked and I wouldn't call myself a young man by the way but I guess you could say that I'm much younger than an elderly person.

    "I'll tell you where you're going. To Hell, that's where!"

 A shrek-tra.

 LEt’s go into the final shrek-tor

Inshrektion.

shreak it ralph.

Shreknado

2 fast 2 shrek

shrek week

SIE SHREK DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE OGRE

In a ogrey, they shrek eachother

Homoshreksual.

Shrekira.

Shrekual activity

RELEASE THE SHREKEN

My shrekual romance.

John shrekbert.

Star Shrek: The Shrekerous Journey

I think you’re over shrekcited.

Just a small town ogre  Livin’ in a lonely swamp. He took the midnight carriage going anywhere

ONE  DISHREKTION. 

 \( ° ͜ʖ °)/ Shrek shrek.

 ORGESHREKCITED.

 Farm ogres use shrektors.  

Punion 

Ershrektion

Pershrektion