#pundiaries

So my cousins kitchen tap water temperature range is pretty broad. On the hot end, the water is teaming hot, and on the other, it's freezing cold. One day he left it at the hot max and when I opened it to wash a plate I almost burnt my hand and change it to cold. Cousin: sorry Me: well that didn't do much to COOL things down! Cousin: SHUT UP!! *leaves the kitchen. Comes back* Me: well that pun got a really HEATED reply Cousin: is making puns your way of LETTING OFF STEAM?? Me: ahem! That sounds like a WATERED DOWN way of tell me I have anger management issues?? And then we proceeded to die laughing...