I have sinned but regret nothing
Ok so the family was having dinner and I sat across from my brother and he told me to screw off because of something I said and as I scooped pasta from the bowl to put on my plate I mumbled without even thinking "No need to be pasta-agressive" completely straight faced, 'kept for a tiny smirk I guess and he immediately dropped his fork to glare at me before I said "Come on, it was puurfect!" I have literately never seen him so disappointed while trying NOT to laugh. Meanwhile poor mom is like "I don't get it. someone explain what just happened."
I had to get up from the table to sit on the floor before I FELL from the chair because I was laughing to the point of tears. I am so sorry family for I have sinned -- I regret nothing.Â
