#pumpkin-ninja

I just realized I'm doing this wrong.

When people say this to me I'm supposed to give them candy. So:

no chocolate for you

/old gifs

Tagged by: Celes

1. If it was socially acceptable and common to have slaves, do you think you would have one?

Nah. I like the feeling of accomplishment from doing something myself too much (despite my obvious laziness).

2. Who is your least favourite major character in your favourite fandom? Why them?

I am trying so hard not to cop out on this. Yeah, no, I can't think of anything relevant. So Jacob from Mass Effect for being boring and making Shepard (when female) talk lusty and Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Issun from Okami for being annoying. (I really tried. I went through so many fandoms in my head and still came up empty.)

3. What is your favourite genre in literature?

It's always been a toss up between sci-fi and fantasy. My favorite series is sort of a combo of both and is fabulous.

4. Is there a film or television series you enjoy, but you’re embarassed about liking it?

Off the top of my head, not really, no.

5. What are you like at parties where you don’t know a lot of people?

Depends. Usually I stick near people I know but I'll scout out for other people who seem cool if no strangers come to me first.

6. Do you collect anything unusual?

I doubt these count as unusual but I collect skeleton keys, masquerade masks, and music boxes.

7. How badass would you say unicorns are?

"As final thoughts go, 'unicorns are real' is one of the better ones."

8. Do people often misunderstand your humour/intentions?

Not nearly as much as they did when I was younger. I can't even remember the last time I know someone misunderstood my humor or intentions.

9. Have you ever gotten your heart broken by a fictional character?

Hasn't everyone?

10. Of all the places you’ve visited, which was your favourite? Why?

Of the few places I've visited my favorites were the Grand Canyon (sun out, chilly air, and snow) because it was gorgeous and the weather was perfect, the Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary for the gorgeous wolves who let me into their world and even played with me, and my Aunt's house in Colorado because damn, if that place isn't the most beautifully furnished and awesome house I've ever stayed at, I don't know what is.

11. If you could have any view found on Earth outside your window, what would you like it to be?

As someone who has lived on the west coast her entire life, I'm slightly partial to the ocean but I'm having a hard time picking anyway. As long as there's an open sky and whatever is the bottom half is nature, we're good. Something like this would be awesome since it gives me a mixture.

New questions: 1. If you could change a scene from any show, movie, novel, etc to how you would have done it or preferred it, what would it be? 2. Where in the world do you think you'd fit in best? 3. What's one habit you have that you don't mind? 4. Who is your favorite artist? 5. What is one thing you're really proud of? 6. What is your biggest vice? 7. Do you like what you're trying to do with your life? 8. What dinosaur would you most like to see alive (without worrying about the details)? 9. What is your favorite Pokemon and why? 10. What is/was your favorite teacher like? 11. What movie have you seen the most times in theaters? 

hazardback replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...

Yes, I’d hire you.

drjanicelester replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...

I like the haircut! I would prefer something shorter in the back and on the sides (but I’m a girl so idk how2men hair). The outfit looks nice but, maybe another colour tie?; what shoes are you wearing?

pumpkin-ninja replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...

I don’t hire anyone with flashy objects.

halloweencow replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...

you’re a gigantic dork.

lock-shock-and-danni replied to your photoset: So I am back and literally have no idea how...

Aw BT in nice clothing!

YES! Good. That is what I was aiming for. As long as I look hireable they have to hire me, correct?

I was told once that my neck is long like a brontosaurus (or you know, apatosaurus because reasons) so it's better if my hair is long in the back? I don't know! I don't do men hair either which is why I let it grow long and unwieldy before plopping it down in front of a haircut person and demand "FIGHT BACK THE STRINGY MONSTER WITH YOUR SCISSORS!" My shoes are irrelevant but they are black and kind of square-y and feel weird. I am not going to take pictures of them because that requires walking downstairs.

If you don't hire anyone with flashy objects that means you don't run a brothel, since I'm sure people wouldn't attend your brothel if no flash-y-ness happened. And if you don't work at a brothel why would I even want to work at your boring place of work anyway? (But if your work is cool you should hire me and make my flashy thing an exception)

You're a gigantic ______. [insert word that would be most offensive to you or leave it blank so that you just are a gigantic.]

thegr8mattsby replied to your post: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to...

I wonder what it’s like to kiss someone.

axtoween replied to your post: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to...

or maybe it would just be sexy as hell

pumpkin-ninja replied to your post: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to...

i’m sure its nice but…normal kisses must feel more comfortable.

imazombieibite replied to your post: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to...

no

Kissing someone is like if you stuck your face lips first into a jellyfish and then did that thing where you purse your lips and look like a fish? And then you open and close your mouth and there's an optional tongue that flops on the table and you have to figure out where your hand should go (probably on the plate that the jellyfish is on?)

It might be sexy as hell but I wouldn't know which is why I want to find out. Also because it means I have someone to kiss other than this jellyfish on a plate.

Normal kisses are normal, though. I want the other types, like electric and flying and ice and fire, you know? No poison, though.

les9109 replied to your post: I regularly send messages to my followers/people I...

<3 loooove

♥♥♥♥ ;u;

gameartistjay replied to your post: I regularly send messages to my followers/people I...

That’s pretty amazing

It is? I mean, I do it for my real life friends too, I send them text messages/call them to check up on them~ Though I admit I miss some people and I feel so bad asdfgh

pumpkin-ninja replied to your post: I regularly send messages to my followers/people I...

can you cling on me?

C-Can I? ;3; I want to hug you asdfg