#imazombieibite

imazombieibite replied to your post: You come off as a pretentious pseudo-intellectual asshole.

Jess, you really come off as a super sexy lady that everyone desires.

totally. that's me. sexy.

solo1y replied to your post: You know what fuck you. You don’t get to bitch at...

The internet saved my life.

Good. <3

 1auaway replied to your post: You know what fuck you. You don’t get to bitch at...

You’re a 10/10 and they can suck it.

 imazombieibite replied to your post: You know what fuck you. You don’t get to bitch at...

It sounds like you need lots of cuddles, chocolate, ice cream, and movies/teen wolf/doctor who/whatever.

 theducktah replied to your post: sea-dyke replied to your post: You know what fuck...

i wish i could actually just go to you and properly cuddle you. one day. but soifjoasidfh i don’t want you to be sad.

I love all of you so. fucking. much. Thank you for being in my life.

 braveheartwhogirl replied to your post: You know what fuck you. You don’t get to bitch at...

Well said my dear! You do whatever makes you comfortable and happy. I have been an introvert all my life and I can relate. As a fellow introvert I don’t post much to others but just know I enjoy what you post and I’m here if you need an ear. Hugs!

*hugs*

So post a lot of nude males… Got it =P

imazombieibite replied to your post: fly-casual replied to your post: Just to putting...

naked at home. best costume ever

daemonology replied to your post: fly-casual replied to your post: Just to putting...

I think the weekend before Halloween makes most sense for partying it up. And now that you’ve even revealed the EXISTENCE of a picture of you as the Comedian, that’s unfair

onigiriinafruitsbasket replied to your post: Just to putting it out there. I’m really curious of what you look like. You don’t have to post a picture. Just letting you know.

PERFECT.

Naked at home would be an option except if children knock at the door and you feel obligated to give them candy because that is just plain creepy.

Before makes more sense to me, too. Or both weekends? Both is good. I'd just need to find people who are actually doing a Halloween thing for that, you know? And fiiiiiiiiine I went and cropped a picture:

It's literally just a black robe with a cutout of the pin on it because I didn't have any cool looking fake blood to put all over myself or anyone to throw me out a window. Also it was super hot and I regretted the decision to wear the robe immediately.

thegr8mattsby replied to your post: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to...

I wonder what it’s like to kiss someone.

axtoween replied to your post: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to...

or maybe it would just be sexy as hell

pumpkin-ninja replied to your post: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to...

i’m sure its nice but…normal kisses must feel more comfortable.

imazombieibite replied to your post: I’ve always wondered what it would be like to...

no

Kissing someone is like if you stuck your face lips first into a jellyfish and then did that thing where you purse your lips and look like a fish? And then you open and close your mouth and there's an optional tongue that flops on the table and you have to figure out where your hand should go (probably on the plate that the jellyfish is on?)

It might be sexy as hell but I wouldn't know which is why I want to find out. Also because it means I have someone to kiss other than this jellyfish on a plate.

Normal kisses are normal, though. I want the other types, like electric and flying and ice and fire, you know? No poison, though.

imazombieibite replied to your photo: LOOK AT TODAYS QWERTEE. DJKFHSLHFS SO CUTE. 

Jess if you buy it we could be twins

did you buy it?!

xD