this is probably gonna be the worst looking follow forever ever made. well.. here you go. here’s all of the losers (and by that I mean beautiful people who I love and cherish very much you’re all great <3) that have been around since the humble beginnings of this blog in no particular order.
1. @woodrider is a wonderful, handsome man whomst you should all go follow. his name is a double entendre for the fact that he skateboards and also is gay, which is very clever and funny and cool and good.
2. @kingburtis is another amazing fantastic man whomst you should follow. he has been around as long as i can remember and he is to be cherished for all of time. he makes cool OC’s and probably smells great most of the time.
3. @saperion is super into transformers and i fucking love that. follow this rad person and blog immediately for good memes, transformers content, and also some very rad OC’s.
4. @cromagnon-man this fella and i have been mutuals since the early cretaceous period of the earth. we played l4d2 together a few times and we should do that more(?). anyway go follow him for a giggle and some of that Good Content.
5. @tinyflyingbees is the epic gamer girl gf of eddie (#4 on this list), and she has the Cute Aesthetic Content. but she will not hesitate to meme on kids. follow her for aesthetically pleasing posts, if you like bees, if you have half a brain, or a combo of all three.
6. @blufeniix is one of the most rad gals this side of the mississippi. we have played a whole bunch of ding dang vidyan gaems together and its been a blast getting to a place where i get to call someone like her a friend. god bless her beautiful soul. go follow her for video game based content not unlike my own.
7. @marcusfeniix this girl and i have had so many laughs together playing unfarted 4: the legacy of the nathan drek. her friendship is one that i value in some of the highest regards in my life. now if only i could make more time to play games with her and her sister. i love you and blu both so much, thank you for being some of the best mutuals ive ever had. go follow her, period.
8. @just-kayy kay is a very dear friend of mine as well. ive had a great time playing games with her as well, she is a beautiful person with a heart made out of gold. go follow her for plenty of video game content, funny maymays, and just a good time in general.
9. @auroraluftss is another mutual who has been around for as long as i can remember! we have had a few exchanges that have made me laugh and are ones that i have enjoyed. go slap her on the foot with a follow for the Dank Memes and hilarious shitposts (that are great i swear).
10. @kawaiite-mage is a gentleman of Shitpost Quality. i dont think ive ever seen a post or reblog that i didnt at least have a slight giggle at. his blog is simultaneously the best and worst at the same time, and i say that with all the love in the world. hit him in the kidney with a follow, why the heck dontcha.
11. @theouriental is a regular reblogger of mine who, tbh, i wish i would get to know better because he seems like a funny boi who is ver nice and cool. i shouldve hung out with you when i was in LA for E3! hopefully i get another chance in the future. go follow him, just fucking do it dude.
12. @thedarkmystic is a relatively newish mutual of mine, but has been a fantastic person and great supporter of my blog for some time now. she also has very good aesthetically pleasing posts, and her blog has been a joy to follow for as long as i have been. just suplex the mf follow button on her blog, okay?
anyway, that’s it, this is 500 follower special so its not anything amazing, just a shitty ass edit i did in mspaint for maximum compression of the image to really drive home how lazily this was done. but it was done with love. all 12 of these people are perfect, and i would probably kick someone’s ass for each and every one of them if they asked me to. and i mean that in a loving way. anyway, thanks for 500+ followers, i promise to actually try if we manage to double this number and hit 1k.