#ptwl

what is foord even doing in the locker room haha

it’s already so physical

“10 hoolllyyy baalls that goal. That play. That was good. (1-0)

aww, Sammy k going nuts in the stands.

“16 wtf Perth. WTF. are you freaking kidding me. Have you not charged into Dumont enough times. That was so unnecessary. ffs, respect the keeper

foord always being stuck in a Sydney sandwich

“22 FALCON’D. Clearance right to the face

perths defense is so tight

“36 hot fucking damn. That chip. Seriously.

Casey Dumont’s face is making me so sad. 

something about d’ovidio is giving me vero vibes haha

bit a trivia, since tabain is taking the corner, she’s scored from a corner before: last year against Sydney. (Perth’s 8-2 loss though)

does anyone feel like the wleague song is missing the first second of music every time it plays? It’s so abrupt..

da aam Dumont being like, fuck your chips, you wont get me twice

if only you could field an entire team of foords

wait. What.. the fuck. Whaaat. What. What? What was that goal. What. What.

sydney misses at open net

again

well perth won, 3-0 no surprises here

surprised that emma checker is on the bench

the players are just kicking the ball straight into opposing players

ahhh. that was so close. inches away from a goal, dang. barnes making a defensive mistake.

brush just taking the ball away from devanna so nonchalantly haha (im hoping that playing today isn't going to wreck her ankle more)

the catley/heyman foot race! daang, heyman. that run.

i tipped melbounre to win before this but im slightly regretting it right now..

melbourne midfield looking a little... ineffective so far 

(and walsh ripping into poor melbourne on commentary)

rojahn, VERY nice defending

so many offsides for canberra

35" - OH MAN, HOT FUCKING DANG. the bloody post. that play tho

40" - how has there not been any goals yet

every time there's a slow-mo heyman close up im like, thank you cameraman

HT 0-0

wait, is that possession stat accurate? 61%-39% to melbourne?

the wanderer v brisbane goals :D [brisbane players seem to be fond of what i will now dub 'the smartass goal' - where they carry the ball right up to the goalie, a few feet away from the goal and then just wait wait wait and then they slot it in, just]

misdirected header here, misdirected header there

steph catley has to do so much. her pace pretty much makes her the attacking partner to devanna, but she's still a left back...she's running from end to end of the field

the canberra fans, hahahah

heyman is so physical.. or as walshy says, "a hands on player"

Hooly balls, BRI DAVEY

Shiiit Canberra, oh Canberra. How have you not scored yet.

extra time, extra time

checker is on!

wtf how was that NOT a foul on Jackson.

if Melbourne wins im gonna be so disappointed

hahah Lindsey what are you doing?

Canberra cant catch a break. Great ball in tho

dang, dang this game. Holy crap

is that an arm/wrist injury re Davey? Troubling.

penalties. PENALTIES.

oh that first perth goal, very nice. sammy k came streaking in like lightning. (1-0)

that amy harrison shot! (wouldve been beautiful if it went in)

CMON GILL. thats just bad sportsmanship. dont charge the keeper, especially on her first game back

PK!? poor, poor casey dumont. (2-0)

bit of a shit tackle, studman

feel like foord has definitely grown into her game, really exciting to watch always

nice footwork from harrison

Marianna Tabain <33 [that high kick was ridiculous - screw you too, ref.]

WHAT A SHOT CAITLIN FOORD. i thought dumont was going to save it but nope, shot just right. (3-0)

HT 3-0

anyway, BRISBANE. hahaha look at that first goal, bit of a mess. and that. GORRY. GOAL. and what was that, like, three shots that hit the crossbar? sadness.

hmmm, that's the 2nd time spencer's missed a ball right in front of the goal

oh shiit, sam kerr. that was actually amazing. (4-0)

lol sarah walsh, "[bitch] please." and how hyped up does wilko get every time foord is on the ball

"63

  glad to see kyah simon back on!

Aw man, sam kerr. (5-0)

poor dumont. she almost, almost saved it

NO ONE ON THE FAR POST FOR SYDNEY - harrison sending ball after ball in and no one is there

it looks so slippery out there, would be shitty for a GK (i'd say the only reason arnold hasnt been struggling as much is bc the perth defenders are doing good work)

white kit in the rain, someone did not think this through

duuummmooonnt, that instinct save

polias' look of utter betrayal is amusing me so much 

stephanie brantz staring right into my soul O_O please blink..

okay. before the game even started i had to pause at how nice the formation graphic was. it’s the little things in life..

(also wolfsburg should get sponsored by xbox. their kit is perfect for it - though booo, xbox)

but stupid jokes aside, this game started off intense. it’s been 5 minutes and already two pretty good chances at either end.

bayern's defense is on point

the players spend ages on the ground when they get tackled

35" - that.. shouldve been a free kick

bayern's #16 is cool to watch

all the players always like  ¯\_('-' )_/¯ 

fischer (swedish nt, right?) is playing awesome

even 0-0 at HT

48" - aw man, too many touches, nearly had it

58" -oooooo denied by the post

63" - sick run, too bad nothing came of it.

the teams are so in sync

im surprised it's still scoreless

FT 0-0, but a really satisfying match

was makin pancakes and missed the first 3 minutes...and the first goal

dont even know who the goalscorer is (and i dont wanna check twitter and get spoiled)

norrie gets the start :D  that aint norrie

it was raso? raso got the goal??? yeeee

brisbane looking sharp

melbourne defense looking uncharacteristically unorganised?

too many weak-ass shots brisbane, but good job anyway

the tameka butt love from the commentators :D

melbourne, 3 offsides calls in 18 minutes

hahaha devanna chill out yo

raso came in like a wrecking ball

so many freekicks (i get so worried during set pieces)

hey hey it's the gorry commando roll

HEY pls dont injure butt

wheeler did well under pressure just then

angerer the sweeper keeper

POLKS. that was cheeky.

polkinghorne just like fuck this im coming up

grandma walsh shoutout

LINESMAN YOU FUCKING BLIND??

good builldup, sort of squandered..?

dang that shot of caitlin friend looking pissed, jaw clenched...

WHAT . WHAT FUCK THIS.

arrrgh. 

lol at stephanie brantz straight up towering over gorry though

HT 1-1

this half is so frustrating come on brisbane do better 

woah howd raso even get that shot off

ugh god

fuck this

fuck this shit

whew she put it over

beard's ponytail is impressive

belilnda wilson where sunny franco at?

come oonnn brisbane. 

linesman, ref, what the actual fuck, devanna was offside and butt just got shoved to the floor man what the fuck

rasoo .... ! no...

oo yay norrie

sigh im getting worried.

RASO! NOo.

nah man put raso up as the target striker

why is it such a struggle, every game. every game.

whew, im glad spence is marking goad

im so scared we arent gonna win

FUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS.

fuck everything

what the heck

brisbane's defense?!

raso crying from sadness or pain

raso .... ?

melbounre taking out our best player this match

5 minutes left comeon brisbane

raso just go for a shot im pretty sure none of your teammates remember how to score goals

well, shit.

ahhhh brisbane cmon!!

yeah gorry get in

yeAH butt!

 whatt does spot fires mean?? sydney slang?

buuuttt (and raso)

ALLEWAY :D

cant believe it's '30 in already

GORRy

sydney fc burning through their keepers

rooarr

off topic but in the canberra game jones is playing with 2 plovers camped out in the box hahah (i fear for her)

hayley raso so many yellow cards, man

(HT 0-0, went for dinner)

oh my love-hate relationships with goalmouth scrambles

raso chill out haha

butt you champ

YESSSS BUUUTTT

cmon peeps convert a couple more

SCREW YOU SPENCER

ugggh so frustratinG

a draw.. better than a loss i gueess

interview with meeks! i love her a lot

i love it when polks just comes out of nowhere

that scary miskick

hahah i swear all the players that match just flung themselves at each other trying to get the 50/50 balls

raso coming outta nowhere and surprising the commentator haha but seriously she ran half the field in like a second

ouch that was pretty reckless. 

catley and nairn getting revenge on raso :/ nice roll tho

i didnt even notice raso going down (that side of the field was partially blocked by a tent)

the assistant coach looked like my highshool teacher from behind

KIM CARROLL. you're bleeding from the head.

'they make em tough in north queensland' aint that the truth

the brisbane bench <33