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Y asi acabo todo, cada quien por su camino, sin mirar atrás...

Créditos: sochiuwu

Bouns points if riddle adopts the idea for Floyd

Forgive my shitty humor

No no no don't apologize I love it it's very funny idea to me

For shits and giggles Jade knows about the telepathy and so he's doing it on purpose at this point, knowing that it makes it hard for Yuu to focus, because Jade is a professional ragebaiter and he loves Yuu and also loves to fuck with them.

Only to be surprised that, one day, when he's thinking about something positively delicious (he's putting Yuu in a maid outfit again) he feels something sharp and wet hit his cheek.

He turns to look at an annoyed, flustered Yuu holding a spray bottle up to his face, glaring at him.

"Did you just—"

"Yes. Stop that, we're in class."

"But how could I when—"

"I also gave one to Riddle and he'll spray when I say."

"He'll what—"

"Riddle!"

Without looking away from his book, Riddle simply lifted his hand and sprayed Jade right in his eyes. Though he had a self-satisfied smirk as he did.

"Stop it Jade."

Floyd thinks it's funny as hell when he finds Jade at lunch, looking miserable with his bangs wet. At least until he spots Riddle and charges to his Goldfishie, only to be met with two sharp sprays from two different bottles, continuously spraying until Floyd eventually sputters and trips backwards at the shock and audacity.

Floyd does have to go back to his dorm, huffing, stomping, and angry because his ears started growing fins and his gills started sprouting.

"I just wanted to grab my Goldfishie. Stupid, stupid human toys. Stupid water. I'm gonna squeeze him and Shrimpy next time I see them."

It takes about a week of the twins getting sprayed, Floyd in particular getting worse and worse with his mood over the week, while Jade is almost moping from the harsh treatment. Until one morning Riddle and Yuu find their spray bottle missing from their rooms.

With horror, they notice Jade and Floyd holding said bottles in their hands in the school courtyard, devious smiles on their faces as they, scarily simultaneously, drop the bottles and crush them under their feet.

A second passes as Floyd lets out a terrifying, booming cackle and practically launches himself at Riddle, the poor redhead screaming and running away as fast as his short legs will carry him. All Yuu can hear is Floyd's laughter and threat of making up his squeeze quota from the week.

And Jade? His mind is eerily silent as he approaches Yuu with a smile.

"My pearl, I have been suffering at your hands for a whole week, with no way to destress myself, after all my thoughts of you are what I use to cope with the day."

Yuu can only yelp and try digging their heels into the ground as Jade drags them away towards the Hall of Mirrors, still smiling.

"For your transgressions against me, I think it's only fair that we return to my room and bring my lost thoughts to life. I do hope that you have nothing planned for the day."

A Seer's best friend

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