Feb 6, 2020
Shawn: "I decided to be, therefore I am." Socrates said that.
Gus: No, that was Descartes.
Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn: No, that's a wine.
Gus: That's pinot noir.
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Shawn: "I decided to be, therefore I am." Socrates said that.
Gus: No, that was Descartes.
Shawn: That was the cologne we wore in high school.
Gus: That was Drakkar Noir.
Shawn: No, that's a wine.
Gus: That's pinot noir.
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Dad, kids your age should not be cooped up inside playing video games all day. You should be outdoors feeding pigeons and driving with your blinker on.
Shawn Spencer
Young Shawn: Gus made me dig my own grave, then shot me and stole my boots. Only he didn't bury me far enough and the buzzards ate my entrails.
Henry: Oh, so you were playing Cowboys and Indians, huh?
Young Shawn: Just Cowboys. Playing Indians is offensive.
Lassie: You're wrong about this one. That girl was murdered.
Shawn: I'm afraid that's not humanly possible.
Lassie: And how come?
Shawn: First, because you think she was murdered.
Lassie: Well, I guess we'll see.
Shawn: Yeah, we will see.
Lassie: Yeah, we'll see.
Shawn: I just said that.
Lassie: No, I said it--
Jules: Boys.
Shawn: You see, Gus? It's not really breaking in if the actual cops help you break in, am I right?
Gus: Do I need to explain the law to you, Shawn?
Shawn: You can try, but I don't think it'll make much of a difference.
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'A casual gentleman's shoe?' What are you, the great Gatsby? Gonna do a little swan-watching with Daisy Buchanan later?
Shawn Spencer
Lassie: I'm talking to Vick, she wants to know if you two dopes are on the case.
Shawn: Well, Lassie, my friend, I'm afraid the answer is a big, fat--
Gus: Yes.
Shawn: And by "yes" he means--
Gus: Absolutely.
Lassie: Alright, Chief, I just want to say that I am 100% sure that you have no proof whatsoever that I have done anything even remotely Old Sonora-related for the last... two hours!
Chief Vick: Sheriff Becker would like to formally invite you on to the McBaine case.
Lassie: Oh thank God because I was totally lying just then.