#psycho thoughts

ay did dan just change the title of this video from “psycho thoughts” to “evil thoughts? i swear he just changed it.

This episode was honestly my favourite so far because of how much I related. My thoughts can be pretty dark and thankfully I already know that those thoughts don't define nor control me, but this video can help others reolize this as well. The video also kept making me think of PSYCHO THOUGHTS by @danielhowell its just more kid friendly lol

I also love that the theory that Roman had another side, or twin is now canon.

I keep fantasising about killing my mother. I don’t because I don’t know where she’s hidden 60 grand that rightfully belongs to me.

But I think if I knew where it was I’d probably do it. It’d be really easy to get away with, because she’s a drunk and she’s always falling down and falling into things, so a strategically placed item on her staircase would probably do it.

But then I don’t because I worry about some CSI motherfucker figuring it out and catching me. But honestly getting caught is my main reason to not do it.

I keep going on and off meds and it’s really fucking me up. I am having a lot of fantasies right now.

I occasionally terrorise people for funsies. I have new neighbours and I have been doing graffiti on their house at 3am, I’ve slashed their tires and I’ve put duct tape over their license plates. I just don’t like that they have two cars. So I’m punishing them.

I often do this. Punish people who I think deserve it.

I had bad service at a restaurant so I took a shit on the floor instead of in the toilet so they’d have to clean it.

A cafe in a city which I don’t live in, but visit often, put a code lock on the toilet door after I took a huge blood clot I’d passed on my period and smeared it all over the walls.

I keyed a bunch of cars around my town, so many that people thought there was a gang of roaming kids doing it.

A guy I knew bought what he thought was speed from me, but it was a crushed up pro plus tablet. Then he told me he had ‘overdosed’ on it with a bunch of pills he’d bought and had been hospitalised. The pills were vitamin tablets.

This stuff is often blamed on kids and drug addicts.

I feel proud when I see people talking about it on the local crime Facebook group.

She’s an utter moron. They tested her IQ, it’s 50, which makes her clinically retarded, but yeah she’s a mong.

She’s 10 years old, she asked me how long it was to Valentine’s Day so I said, “let’s work it out. How many days are in January?”

She didn’t know. So I told her 31, but today was the 14th, so she had to take 14 away from 31.

Her first guess was 7, the 24, then 10. So I said, ok just take 10 away from 31, and she couldn’t do that either so she went into a strop. She can’t do any simple maths, can’t even do her 2 times table in her head, she has to count on her fingers.

To put this in perspective my 4 year old nephew can count to 100, and my 6 year old nephew can do his 2, 5,10, 9, and 11 times tables in his head.

And she can’t be bothered to even try. I’ve bought her countless books, spent hours going over basic stuff that every 5 year old knows but she can’t grasp. She’ll just guess random numbers then give up with maths. Then with writing she’ll just do squiggly lines instead of writing the letters.