#psychmemes

don’t hit any humans!

am i really that predictable?

oh, please. i'm all about touching---respectfully.

so the next time you decide to put your life in danger, remember there is someone that loves you that is worried sick.

hello, ass face.

i don't think now is a good time for you to go, okay?

i like to laugh, and be held down and tickled.

you know, you're gonna make a really handsome baby daddy.

rub my back at a medium, gentle pace!

give me one good reason i shouldn't punch you in the face.

i’m not fan of nature. it's slow and overrated.

falling in love with you was not part of the plan.

i’ve got one speed and it is full throttle.

i’m good at what i do and what i do is good. isn't it?

i like how we fit. and i'm not just talking about when we spoon it up half-moon style, although that's tight.

honesty is everything to me, [name]. it's the only thing.

man, i’m nobody's charity case.

you didn't kill this guy, right?

all right, let's do some shots, baby!

that is the most irresponsible thing you could've done.

are you telling me this is all a lie?

when we were thrown out of here, what part of "banned for life" did you misinterpret?  

you cannot pretend that you don't still have feelings for me.

silences make me uncomfortable.

[name], you can tell me, are you carrying [name]'s unborn demon seed?

please tell me things haven't gotten further out of control.

i am not gonna give up on us, alright?