So I've been sick for the last 3 weeks with a cold, and so I've been watching Pokémon Sun and Moon for the first time (like you do) and I have come to the conclusion that Professor Kukui is the kind of Bisexual Guy who was a bit of a slut in his youth, but loves his wife so much that it doesn't even OCCUR to him that all his exes (mostly men) are still in love with him.
They're like "Kukui! My Old friend. It's so good to see you after all this time... how are you? We haven't spoken in so long. What are you doing tonight? Shall we get drinks? And then... maybe something more?" and he's like "Oh yeah that sounds amazing! Can my wife come? She won Alolan woman of the year, don't you know? She's the absolute best you HAVE to meet her!!! You'll LOVE her trust me!"
Like, okay congratulations on winning The Island Challenge by having sex on every beach with a different local or whatever... But maybe you know. Try to be a little less oblivious to everything else around you? Maybe put the tits away out of respect when meeting up?
