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[ text. ] I think it was Soomi. I saw her stumbling with something and she threw it somewhere when I used my mama voice to tell her she needs to stop pissing around.  [ text. ] Or both of them. It would be a nightmare if those two had begun conspiring and becoming a reckless duo. [ text. ] I don’t think he listens to me that much... But I could give it a try and smack some sense into him. Like literally. Does he enjoy pain? I wonder what it is exactly that I’m supposed to deal with those who enjoy pain.... [ text. ] Please stop making fun of my height. You know very well that I could bust both of his kneecaps. I still have the gun somewhere afterall.... Now I’m tempted. [ text. ]  It is. And it drives you crazy which is better. [ text. ] Nothing more satisfying than watching you squirm. Which, in that case. [ text. ] [ image attached. ] { text. } How’s work, baby? x

( pauses, shuffling a bit ) But yeah, I just thought I would let you know. It feels pretty nice here and if you ever need some quick get-away then you can always come over; you’ve been through so much shit lately and if you need some place to relax or just let off some steam, you know you can always call me. We can watch that Wipeout shit or whatever you told me awhile back or talk about asses, I’ll even let you feel like the dragon kicks that I’ve been feeling inside out. I’m pretty sure it’s Chaya, she seems like she’s going to be a hurricane, so be careful. But yeah- call me if you need anything. I’ll see you soon.

*drinks two mai tais* *deletes my entire existence from tumblr*

text: I can already tell by the first two words that I’m probably not gonna wanna answer this question but go ahead.text: I mean... surprisingly, I feel like I don’t get that many? At least not as many as you’d think? I think I get more people that are just overly confident in the idea that the could pull off the perfect murder.text: Which let’s be real here: you’d probably still have to be pretty fucking high to admit that to a cop WITHOUT thinking that you’re gonna look suspicious.text: NO BUT I KINDA WISH IT HAD BEEN MEtext: I did hear about it around the station, though. Turns out dumbass hadn’t even done anything yet. He was just high and paranoid and had drugs in the car, so when he saw a squad car he decided the best method of not drawing attention to himself was to cause a scene and split.

Pax: but sometimes... I think about these things...and I might get it

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