*disclaimer: This is a post for fun, it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. I have thoroughly combed the lore before making this post and is just a âwhat ifâ scenario just for shits and giggles and is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.*
Race: Sporelings
Faction: Neutral
Languages: Common/OrcishÂ
Summary: Long ago during the early days of Draenor mighty plant elementals called Sporemounds battled the forces of Grond and the Colossai over control of the primitive world. In the aftermath of the Sporemoundsâ destruction, the body of one called Botaan settled in the wilds where its spores gave sentience to many species of plants. Among those were the Sporelings, who cowered in fear of both their larger plant brethren and decedents of Grond alike. Small and timid, they lived in constant fear of predators and enemies, always welcoming the help of others to give them some respite from their peril.
The Sporelings required a specific habitat to survive in Outland and as the broken world continued to break up the Sporelings faced extinction. Thanks to the intervention of the Cenarion Expidition, the Sporelings were evacuated to Azeroth where they wish to repay the favors of Horde and Alliance adventurers that helped them when they needed it.
Classes:
Warrior
Priest
Rogue
Mage
Hunter, starting pet is a purple draenor sporebat
Warlock
Shaman, totems resemble mushrooms
Mount: Levitating Mushroom (An upside down levitating mushroom cap that uses the âsurfingâ mount animation), able to fly with appropriate riding skill.
Racials:
Sporeskin: Active. The user unleashes irritating spores from their body, burning the eyes of targets in range to increase the casterâs dodge chance by 25% for 5 seconds. Melee range, up to 5 targets, 3 minute cooldown.
Prey Instinct: Passive. Reduces the duration of fear effects by 20%.
Fight or Flight: Passive. Increases movement speed by 5% in combat.
Children of Botaan:Â Passive. Reduces nature damage taken by 1%.
Mushroom Harvester: Passive. Herbalism skill increased by 15.
Dances: Same as Vulpera as new models would be based on those rigs.
âHellfire Peninsulaâs red, Zangarmarsh is blue, I love glowcaps but not as much as you.â
âAre you a mushroom because you are making me grow.â
Female Flirts:
âAre you an alien, because you just abducted my heart.â
âThere is so mushroom in my heart for you.â
âYou are so funging spore-geous!â
âAre you from Outland because youâre out of this world.â
âMy life expectancy isnât very long, so youâll have to do.â
âI can tell Iâm growing on you and I donât just mean my spores.â
Male Jokes:
âFungal giants are not to be truffled with.â
âSporeling phone home.â
âI got you a glowcap, but I eated it.â
âSeems like you guys have questionable morels.â
âI donât like how that Gnome with a big moustache is looking at me.â
âSomeone called me âToadâ, Iâm not an amphibian Iâm a Sporeling!â
Female Jokes:
âGlowcaps: a femaleâs best friend.â
âYou think we are mad signing up for the Horde and Alliance, but compared to surviving Outland this is a piece of cake.â
âSometimes I donât give a shiitake.â
âYour princess is in another castle.â
âEat shrooms, save the world.â
âItâs important to know which mushrooms are edible and which arenât. Edible mushrooms are always edible but poisonous mushrooms are only edible ONCE.â
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Why does everyone think Sora can't count? Donald Duck is the court magician he's very learned, no doubt between worlds and adventures Donald and Goofy been homeschooling Sora best they could
Well, Donald does say Sora canât count in KH3, so #blamedonald
(Iâm going to preemptively bring up Soraâs counting in the Mysterious Tower at the start of KH2. âMe, you guys, Riku, and the King. With the five of us-- I mean, six of us---there's nothing to worry about, right?â Iâm pretty sure he subconsciously adds Roxas to this number.) So I still believe in Soraâs counting ability hahaha)
But the idea of Donald/Goofy homeschooling Sora while theyâre traveling world to world is so wholesome and makes me very, very happy hahaha
*disclaimer: This is a post for fun, it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. I have thoroughly combed the lore before making this post and is just a âwhat ifâ scenario just for shits and giggles and is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.*
Race: Grummles
Faction: Neutral
Languages: Mogu, Common/Orcish
Summary: Grummles are small humanoids native to Pandaria. Evolved from Troggs exposed to the waters in the Vale of Eternal Blossoms, their arms are stronger, their senses more acute and sense of direction more reliable. Enslaved by the Mogu to deliver goods along mountain passes too dangerous for them to go they continued running the Burlap Trail even long after they were freed. They are the primary source of supplies for the Shado Pan, as they can not leave their vigil at the Serpentâs Spine wall.
After Mantid activity increased in intensity due to Nâzothâs awakening, some Grummles finally deemed the Burlap Trail too dangerous and left to seek work with the adventurers who helped them years ago, joining the Alliance or Horde.
Classes:
Warrior
Priest
Mage
Rogue
Hunter, pet is a grey yak (oxen)
Shaman, totems are backpacks
Monk
Mount: Yak
Racials:
Luckydo!: Active. The user rubs their luckydo for luck, freeing them from all CC effects. 3 minute cooldown.
Good Fortune: Passive. Increases critical strike chance by 1%.
Grummlepack: Passive. Increases the backpack by 8 slots.
Run Away!: Passive. Increase movement speed in combat by 5%.
Charm Finding:Â Passive: Increased chance of finding grey items. Anything can be a luckydo!
Dances: Same as Goblin as new models would be based on those rigs.
*disclaimer: This is a post for fun, it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. I have thoroughly combed the lore before making this post and is just a âwhat ifâ scenario just for shits and giggles and is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.*
Race: Sand Trolls
Faction: Horde
Languages: Zandali, Orcish
Summary: The Farraki Tribe, also known as the Sandfury tribe, once called the wastes of Tanaris their home. Descended from part of the Gurubashi tribe that were cut off during the Sundering, they adapted to their desert home. With Zulâfarak now in ruins, they have lost their hold on Tanaris and were forced to emigrate to Zandalar in order to make a new home for themselves in Dazarâalor.Â
After General Jakraâzetâs treachery was revealed, some of the remaining Farraki swore their allegiance to the Zandalari and by extension to the Horde in order to prevent themselves from losing their home again.Â
Classes:
Warrior
Priest
Rogue
Hunter, starting pet is an orange spiny basilisk (basilisk)
Warlock
Shamans, their totems resemble those of Darkspear but desiccated
Monk
Mount: Basilisk
Racials:
Adapt: Active. The user by sheer will adapts to survive, increasing versatility by 15%. 10 second duration, 3 minute cooldown.
Revitalization: Passive. Resource generation and regeneration increased by 10%.Â
Squeezing Every Ounce: Passive. Food and drink restore twice as much health and mana and it is restored twice as fast.
Desert Extremes: Passive. Fire and Frost resistance increased by 1%.
Homesick: Passive. Hearthstone cooldown reduced by 25%.
Dances: Same as Troll as new models would be based on that rig
âDo you need some shade, cause you are looking hot!â
âI go down every night like the desert sunâ
âYouâre name's Aloe right, because Iâd feel better if you were all over me.â
âWant to compare tan lines, or just show me yours?â
âIf love was written on every grain of sand in Tanaris, it still wouldnât compare to my love of youâ
Female Flirts:
âYou be making me thirstyâ
âI donât need to cool off because I like it hot!â
âIs it hot in here or is it just you?â
âOh youâre lips are sunburned! Let me helpâ
âKiss me if Iâm wrong, is it freezing in Tanaris?
âHey if you canât take the heat, get out of your clothesâ
Male Jokes:
âItâs impossible to starve in the desert, because of all the sand which is there.â
âWhat did the boar lost in the desert say? Itâs so hot Iâm bacon here!â
âHowâs my desert? a little dry.â
âI hate sand, it is coarse and rough and irritating.â
âTwo trolls are walking through Tanaris when they come across a hyena. One of the throws sand in its face and yells run. The other says âWhy should I run? I wasnât the one who threw sand in its face!â
âWe Farraki run in single file to better conceal our numbersâ
Female Jokes:
âIf I were a druid Iâd be a sand witchâ
âLive like a sand dune: stay loose, embrace the winds of change, make positive ripples and show your true grit!â
âWe Farraki arenât easily startled, but when we are weâll just come back in greater numbers.â
âUgh your jokes are drier than Tanarisâ
âYou could say Jakraâzet got his just desertsâ
âWhy do we only see cow skulls in the desert? And why do you only find the skull? Did the body go off and die somewhere else?â
*disclaimer: This is a post for fun, it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. I have thoroughly combed the lore before making this post and is just a âwhat ifâ scenario just for shits and giggles and is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.*
Race: Mantid
Faction: Nuetral
Languages: Mantid, Common/Orcish
Summary: Long ago the Old Gods spawned an insect-like race called the Aqir. The Aqir spread all over the world to serve their masters and evolved into many sub-species to suit their newly-found habitats.Those that settled in what would become Pandaria became the Mantid and they served the multi-headed god Yâshaarj. Known for their voracious appetites they devoured everything in their path to build their empire and the empire persisted even after the death of Yâshaarj at the hands of the Titans. Every hundred years the Mantid would swarm and this forced the Pandarian races to build the Serpent's Spine, a great wall that repels all but the greatest of swarms.
After the Sha were freed by the faction war between the Horde and Alliance, the Sha of Fear infected many Mantid including the Mantid Empress, corrupting her and leading to her downfall by the hands of adventurers. However the Mantid survived thanks to the Klaxxi, a group of Mantid elders that remained uncorrupted. Though they have a new emperess, most of the Mantid perished, which along with the destruction of their precious kypari trees their future remains in doubt. So the Emperess decides the Mantid way of life needs to change and evolve to ensure their raceâs future, sending soldiers to the Alliance and Horde to ensure that whichever wins, the Mantid will survive. This new caste, called âAdventurerâ is more humanoid than their original sub-races.
Classes:
Warrior
Priest
Rogue
Mage
Hunter, starting pet is an Amber Scorpion (Scorpid)
Shaman, totems are amber spires
Monk
Mount: Kunchong
Racials:Â
Kypari Cocoon: Active. The user vomits a gob of Kypari sap at the target, trapping them in a chunk of amber dealing X nature damage and preventing them from performing any action or moving. 4 second duration, 30 yard range, 3 minute cooldown.
Live Feeding: Passive. Increases leech by 1%
Predatory Instinct: Passive. Increases damage on targets below 35% health by 2%.
Redemption: Passive. Reputation gains increased by 10%.
Arborist: Passive. Herbalism skill increased by 15 and nodes are gathered faster.
Dances: Thriller (Male), The Time Warp (Female)
Customization: Exoskeleton colors, antenna type, antenna colors, head features. Unlike most WoW races the female is larger than the male.
 Male Flirts:
âWant to see my butt glow?â
âIâm hoping to find a nice mate to settle down with...and eat my headâ
âAre you a bright light because I am attracted to youâ
âI got you some jewelry, I hope you like amberâ
âI have good taste, want to have a little nibble and find out?â
âGive me a buzz and Iâll be yoursâ
Female Flirts:
âYou look delectableâ *makes disgusting slurping and clicking noises*
âYou make this lowly drone feel like an empressâ
âIâm getting hungry, wanna find somewhere a little more private?â
âWhat is the difference between me and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it, Iâm only encouragedâ
âYouâre sweeter than kypari sapâ
âIâm glad I got compound eyes because you are looking flyâ
Male Jokes:Â
âFear the bug!â
âMan, I'm so lucky. I don't have any problems with my dad! Maybe it's 'cause Mom ate his head before I was born. I don't know!...â
âI work with kypari trees so I know sap when I see it, and boy are you oneâ
âI donât know what we are praying for what have the Old Gods done for us?â
âWith freedom comes nudityâ
âInsect jokes bug meâ
Female Jokes:
âI love that take out can mean food, dating or murder. In my case its all the above. At the same time.â
âI love tree jokes, you could say Iâm a sap for themâ
âYou gotta be careful around kypari sap, one wrong move and youâll find yourself in a sticky situationâ
âI may be a bug but at least I am not a pest!â
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*disclaimer: This is a post for fun, it is in no way meant to be taken seriously. I have thoroughly combed the lore before making this post and is just a âwhat ifâ scenario just for shits and giggles and is meant to be taken with a grain of salt.*
Race: Ice Trolls
Faction: Horde
Languages: Zandali, Orcish
Summary: Ice Trolls are the largest, physically most powerful subspecies of troll still alive. Long ago they formed a powerful empire, the Drakkari, which rivaled the that of the Zandalari in size and power. Claiming the icy wastes of Northrend they clung on, until in recent history they were destroyed by the Scourge and betrayal from within. Now you could probably count the remaining living Drakkari on your fingers, a tribe doomed to extinction.
However from them originated several tribes that left the empire, such as the Winterax, the Icetusk and most notably the Frostmane tribe. The Frostmane tribe is the largest tribe of Ice Trolls that remain, not only numerous but even thriving despite the constant conflict they have with their neighbors the Dwarves of Dun Morogh. They have great respect for the Zandalari and through them have joined the Horde, even integrating the remaining Drakkari into their tribe where they have enriched the tribe for the better.
Classes:
Warrior
Priest
Rogue
Mage
Hunter, starting pet is a white bear (bear)
Shaman, totems resemble those of Darkspear but encrusted with ice.
Monk
Mount: Rhino
Racials:Â
Breath of the North Wind: Active. The user blows a cold and bitter wind, dealing X frost damage and reducing the melee, ranged and spell haste by 15% of all enemies in a 90 degree cone in front of the caster. 12 yard radius, 10 second duration, 3 minute cooldown.
Dire Fortitude. Passive. Reduces physical and frost damage taken by 1%.
Survivalist: Passive. Increased chance of looting meat and fish.
Clinging to Hope: Passive. Buff duration increased by 25%.
Whippinâ Up Some Voodoo: Passive. Alchemy skill increased by 15%.
Dances: Same as Trolls as new models would be based on those rigs.
*chucks my rp url Prototype-muse-workshop* seems like fun
Send me your URL and I'll tell you
My Opinion on;
Character in general: You have a plethera, too many to count. But, the two I have interacted, Rhea and Haze, have been pleasant experiences.
How they play them: Your writing for them is good. Really selling on their emotions and actions.
The Mun: I feel you are too good. I sometimes feel I can't keep up with your creativity or writing. I am busy or my brain just looses steam and your talent is being wasted on me.
Do I:
RP with them: Yes, just being slow.
Want to RP with them:Â I do. I just haven't figured out how to make the RP... engaging? It's like something isn't clicking into place with me for some reason.
What is my;
Overall Opinion: I don't know what exactly drew you to me. I can only hope that I give you a worthy time. I'm still amazed at the time you commissioned not one but two pieces of art for Joanna.
**Note: Munâs answer are all to be completely honest. Donât send url if you donât want brutal honesty
