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New Music: Protextor - Gonzo Recites Poetry While Defusing A Bomb LP

Big ups to Los Angeles based MC, actor and content creator, Protextor. We first met in mid 2022 when presenting the inaugural Five Dollar Art party in collaboration with Art Water. Protextor performed a dope set, and went on to host the second round of Five Dollar Art Party.

Check for his recently released LP, Gonzo Recites Poetry While Defusing A Bomb. Now that sure was a mouthful, lol! It includes 9 tracks with features from Secret Levels, Frankie Jax Nomad, Kydd Jones and Chucky BLK.

Protextor describes the album as “a dense layer cake of depression and hope, political anger and pop culture escape.” Also it is dedicated to his Aunt Debbie, who passed away from suicide in 2001. All the love!

send me a url and I’ll tell you what I think of them

Who would be the big spoon?  We would alternate, but I like being cuddled ;3

Who would wake up first? Me but then I'd try to fall back asleep and wake up five hours later and you'd never know

Do they have nicknames for each other?  mhm;)

What happened when they met each other’s parents? Very scary things because parents

How do they apologies after an argument? With grand romantic gestures and snuggling and food. lots of food

What would they be like as parents? Perfect. Not to strict, not to lenient. Just right.

Who is the better cook? Not me because I do the cleaning 

Who is more romantic? Me only because I over plan and over think

What sort of gifts do they get for each other? justnudiebootythings.tumblr.com

Who gets jealous easiest? I AM THE MOST POSSESSIVE, JEALOUS PERSON ON THE PLANET. NO ONE CAN TAKE YOU AWAY FROM ME EVER

Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? You <3

Who is the most adventurous? The best adventures are the ones were we don't do anything, we just stay together and enjoy each other's company

Who is the most protective? Me

What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? It would have been picture perfect. Next door neighbors who played together every day until the feelings started to bloom then one confessed their love and we'd have been together every since

*BONUS: Song to sum them up?* CALL ME MAYBE

 Do I ship it?

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