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Podcast: Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1 &2 Claim to Fame: 2023 Sexiest Non-Night Vale Podcast Character Defeated by: Carlos in Round 8 of the 2023 Tournament, Cecil Palmer in Round 1 of fictionpodsexyperson's Tournament

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Glenn Close (not to be confused with the irl actor) is hot and he knows it. He's a rockstar, he's shredded, he's never chalant, he's a wild strategist, and he is ultimately a DILF.

he's so babygirl and he almost beat Carlos last time let him have this

Hes a demon. Hes a rockstar. Hes fucking his brothers ex wife who was his wife in an alternate timeline. He lets his 13 year old son smoke week. He wears sunglasses indoors. Hes over 50. He spent 20 years in a time prison. He has salt and pepper hair. Hes buff. Hes the funniest man ever. He got killed by a Deez Nuts joke. He's favorite genre of music is Christmas Rock. Hes the character ever and the dilf of all time

A vote for Glenn Close is a vote for a terrible father but a really fun and dynamic character.

But, you know what? Glenn isn't perfect, whatever that even means, not even close (heh). He's half blind and covered in scars and his hair is long and grey and the musculature of his body is uneven from the 20 years he spent in prison (a sacrifice *he* chose in order to ensure a better life for his son). He was severely neglected as a child, was never shown how to open up to others or treat his own grief with the time and care it deserves, and has spent the vast majority of his life struggling with addiction to mixed results. His wife died and his band kicked him out and for a long time he couldn't find the courage to tell his son about his second job because he's just that fucking ashamed of himself.

Not a single one of these traits makes him any less sexy. Quite the opposite, if you ask me! Glenn embodies the inherent eroticism of imperfection, of a body and soul of someone who has loved, and fought, and lost, and gained, and gotten better, and gotten worse, and lived, and died, and taken a hand at life that was turned against him from the start and perservered despite it all (perhaps not unlike how we have gotten him here, despite it all). Glenn isn't perfect, he's just a guy. A demon guy. A sexy demon guy. And he *does* deserve this.

There’s something unapologetically raw about Glenn close. Because he’s someone you could MEET. He’s a fucked up guy who GENUINELY HAS GOOD INTENTIONS but just ends up fucking up all the time. To ME that raw and flawed messy energy is HOT.

There is sexiness in imperfection. There’s sexiness in guilt and pride and hubris. There’s sexiness in becoming a LITERAL monster after everything and then being asked to KEEP TRYING. Something about fighting and going to jail and losing your kid and being KILLED AND THEN NOT BEING RELEASED BECAUSE YOU’RE STILL BEING ASKED TO JUST IMPROVE WHILE ALL THE FRIENDS YOU’VE MADE (if they count as that) ARE SO FAR FROM YOU

There’s something about being asked to get better without a support system. Having to find your own amongst those damned to hell. Falling in love again despite it all. And then STILL falling into addiction and bad behaviours because love DOESN’T fix everything.

There’s something about being the first person to reassure your friend he’s a good father- and then he can’t look you in the eyes to say the same.

But you LOVE your kid. You love your kid so much. Your kid is the coolest dude you’ve ever met and you don’t know how you got so lucky. And you don’t know how to tell him that cool is unconditional when he’s so focused on impressing you.

Something about the only thing motivating Glenn to get out of prison and escape being the idea of seeing his son again. Something about realizing that isn’t YOUR kid. Something about threatening to beat up your friend because he shittalked the kid anyways.

Broken pieces and connections and mess. Love and pain and addiction and admiration. Doing better than your own father. Doing worse than your dead wife would. Living with that. Dying with that. Struggling to find your place again.

He's incredibly clever throughout the entire podcast and is honestly usually the reason that the dads are able to talk themselves out of fights. I've been listening back to old episodes for the past few weeks and truly Glenn is probably one of the most useful to the party's playstyle as a whole. Since they aren't a dungeon crawl "die die die" kind of party and instead choose to talk things out a lot, Glenn is actually invaluable to the team.

Every time Glenn is away, he is also always extremely resilient and resourceful on his own. (ie: planning to burn down the Henry Oak cult woods, busting himself out of prison) I'm currently relistening to his prison arc, and honestly, he was able to bust HIMSELF out of prison without the help of the dads. ignoring his hubris when it came to running back into his cell.

Honestly looking at the prison sentence, you can actually realized that Glenn had a higher chance of being found innocent it was just that the dice rolls were shit. He had a maximum of 70 points for being innocent while it was 58 points for being guilty.

Glenn is absolutely flawed in dndads, but there's also the fact that he's incredibly useful and helpful to the team. He can be a shitty person, and sure a lot of the dads admit that they don't like him. But he's a team player, even if he often works alone (not telling Anthony or the group his plans) he does a lot of work for the greater good of the dads. He's got gumption and spirit and genuinely that is something so incredibly attractive.

in a christmas song rock and roll cover band

played by freddie wong

introduced christmas to hell

420 friendly

LITERALLG WENT TO SUPERMAX MAGIC PRISON FOR LIKE 16 YEARS JUST SO HIS SON WOULDNT GROW UP AN ORPHAn SELF SACRIFICE IS SEXY

successfully baited the BBEG into a deez nuts joke

literally a demon

i don’t think i can overemphasize that sex appeal is canonically all glenn has left. he lost his wife, he lost his son (four times!), he lost his eye in jail (when he chose to be imprisoned forever and let a fucking cop raise his son rather than make his child an orphan again), he’s soooo fucking sopping wet and pathetic and tragic and yet he still stays sexy!!!!! don’t you love silly characters that are actually deeply sad. don’t you. come on. vote for him.

he is the only one of the main characters to have fucked during the run of s1, AND HE HAD SUCH GOOD SEX IT BROUGHT HIM CLOSER TO BEING IMMORTAL. he has a crab mech. he exists in a world of magic and fantasy and all kinds of whimsical shit and his go-to weapon is a HUMAN GUN. his charisma stats are insane. i don’t even like men but i’d fuck glenn close. vote for him.

he is horrible, he’s a stoner, he plays guitar, his band makes christmas music, he named a rat after his former son, HE’S COMPLEX, HE’S HILARIOUS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY.

HE. IS. SEXY!!!!

and final point. i am asian and glenn close is asian and if he wins it will mean so fucking much to me because WHEN is the last time you saw an asian sexyman. WHEN.

He is literally a demon how can anyone possibly be hotter

He has a sick ass eye patch from loosing his eye in a time prison

He (somewhat) willingly chose to have reality rewritten to have his son have a better dad (and while he isn't the best dad/uncle at least he has the strength to admit it (and who doesn't love emotionally honest ex-fathers)

He owned a Christmas rock band

He turned hell into a Christmas wonderland before leading all the demons into battle

The one and only sex scene (minus the one bonus episode which like was that even sex) in the entirety of DnDads is Glenn and some random tavern owner. You cannot not be sexy and be the only main character with a sex scene.

He has a pet rat he got from the time prison he named after his ex-son

It's been years since your wife got in that car and died. Yet you haven't really moved on, you still keep that ring around your finger, she's still your wife even in death, no matter how you will try to move on you know she will be your one and only. The house reminds you too much of her, you haven't put away any of her things, you go on tours a lot to forget that she ever died, she's taking care of your Nicky and she'll be there when you come back. She isn't. You don't touch any of her things, your room is a mess but she wouldn't like you messing with her things after all, you don't want to accept that it's been years, that that painting she's been working on won't ever be finished. You drink and get high, yet even in a state of delirium you still see her, hear her. The wind blows as you strum your guitar and it's as if you can hear her murmur and hum and sing along to the tune of your guitar. Your Nicky laughs and it's almost as if she is here. Newspaper crumples loudly beneath your feet and you instinctively say 'sorry', she doesn't like too much noise when she's painting. You've been wearing your wife's perfume a lot these days. You take your Nicky to Disneyland multiple times, you play video games with him and you take him to his drumming lessons and soccer practice. He used to throw tantrums a lot, he used to never be able to sit still and keep his attention on one thing, he was admittedly difficult at times, he never was able to stay close to you. After the accident, he's always eager to follow your lead, you haven't been smoking weed around him yet he takes after you, he always goes along with whatever you have planned, his smiles feel artificial at times. You don't know what that means, if you focus hard enough, you could almost hear crying from down the hall at times. You never talk about that.

Growing up, your dad was never really there. He always took you out for his schemes but he wasn't there at your graduation, your first concert, your wedding with Morgan, the birth of your Nicky. He was always moving on from one scheme to the next, he never stopped long enough for you, you could never hold him it seems. When Nicky was born, it was the proudest moment of your life, and in that moment you have never felt so human and so so scared. But your wife holds your hand, it's going to be alright, it will be. You will get through this together. You wake up. Your kid was sitting beside you, he's gone.

There is a bargain. You can get save those jewels that you can use to gather an army to save your kid if you give up being a guitarist, become a DJ instead. It's been months since you broke apart from the Glenn Close trio, a prank gone too far. You haven't really told Nicky about it till you got here in the Forgotten Realms. You know how much your kid looks up to you, how he gets that little sparkle in his eye when he sees you perform or when he talks about you. You've actually been a wedding DJ for quite some time now, the Christmas tours don't make quite enough to keep the lights on and food on the table until the next one. You don't want to admit to yourself that your Nicky will grow up and realize how he deserves so much better than a dad who keeps fucking failing him. You don't take that bargain. Those jewels fall into the nothingness of the void.

You have a choice. Die or give up Nicky, let him have a new father. Of course, you don't want to let go of Nick, he's the only family you have left in the world. But if you choose to die, there is no guarantee you'll come back. What then? You'll meet Morgan again and tell her that you've left their kid all alone in the world, like you were back then? That you forced him to teach himself how to live as you had to back then? That you had become just like your dad? Of course not. Nicky deserves a restart. He deserves a life with a dad as reliable as the ground itself, that never moves, so that Nicky will always have somewhere to return to. Your son never knows of this. He doesn't get a say in this. He probably would've never picked anyone else to be his dad other than you. Of course, you don't know this. All of the time you had together is gone. Only you have those memories now of your Nicky and of your Morgan. You have never felt so alone in your life.

You are Glenn Close.

VOTE GLENN IF YOU WANT A MAN WITH THE COMPLEXITIES OF THE OCEAN. He has DEPTH. AND IS JUST SO HUMAN. He has flaws and he loves and he fucks up and he falls back into cycles and breaks other cycles and works to change and gets worse and plays music and relies on nobody but himself because that’s what he HAS.

Vote for him because he’s SOOO silly.

#glenn close has such tumblr appeal like this man knows so much obscure things im sure its just bc of freddie wong but still #like he can tell from a fucking glance if your katana is authentic or not. #he makes their car anime orgasm everytime they run out of gas #he made out with a guy while arguing over oil #they literally rolled him in a giant blunt in his funeral #he deez nutted a child abuser #he out-well actually’d a guy named well actually #he died to a deez nuts joke.

despite dndads not having one single pov, several characters have made statements about glenn’s sexiness!! he canonically is the sexiest dad AND is the only one to have fucked during the run of the podcast. he lost his eye, he lost his wife, he lost his son FOUR TIMES, THE SEX APPEAL IS ALL HE HAS LEFT.

IF YOU LOVE PATHETIC BABYGIRL DILFS WITH CHRISTMAS THEMED TRAMP STAMPS, VOTE GLENN CLOSE.

This motherfucker failed so hard the entirety of the campaign he was in. He lost everything and still kept losing even after he'd lost everything. And that somehow doesn't even turn you off of him.

He's a badass guitar rocker not dad who plays nothing but Christmas music and dad rock. He literally couldn't fail a charisma roll and somehow still constantly failed and that's the most endearing possible thing a character can do.

I have been desperately in love with this character since the first time I listened I shit you not and you should totally vote him. Not just for me, for Glenn.

an asian man who despite barely having both parents around in his youth, tried his hardest to raise his son by himself after his mom died. who always had the best of intentions but always just fell short. who gave up literally everything for his family; 18 years of his life in prison, his eye, the status of the father of his child, just so that child could live and have a father at all. who remained witty and bright after losing everything (including his life) and having the universe itself seemingly spit in his face over and over again. he's not perfect, fuck no, but goddammit does he try. he shows that people dont just go through "arcs" and that changing for the better takes continuous effort and sometimes you regress, and it sucks, but you recognize what you've done and you do better. also has a gun and a cool eyepatch and is a badass stoner demon rockstar. so theres that

recurring target of the disney dilfs instagram. PROUD PERSON OF COLOR. he rizzes up everyone he meets. successfully murdered the main antagonist with a deez nuts joke. he and his son have a complicated relationship but it is evident he loves him SO MUCH.

#Idk about anyone else but a sleezy punk.....kinda hot. #also i would argue he's not even sleezy. it's the charisma. the canonical rockstar persona. as a good bard he has Stage Presence #I think peak sleezy Glenn was in the BDSM episode where he was dirty talking THE WRONG PERSON which. its himbo behavior. #and thats sexy

AGREED. i think he's only sleezy in a goofy not-serious kinda way (typical) because he is also hardcore a Wife Guy for his dead wife Morgan Freeman. like I know he says off-color shit a LOT because well, that's the tone of the podcast, but at the end of the day he loves his kid and he loves his dead wife and he's just trying to make things work in his cringefail sad rock star dilfy way. I LOVE HIM OKAY PLEASE VOTE FOR GLENN HE DESERVES THIS AND I AM ALMOST IN TEARS IMAGINING THE AWESOME RAGER HE'D THROW IN HELL WITH HIS SON IF HE WINS

We don’t talk about this enough but in terms of rockstar persona. He literally uses SHIFTER STATS. BUT INSTEAD OF BEING LIKE A WEREWOLF HE JUST TRANSFORMS INTO A COOLER ROCKSTAR PERSONA HELLO. HES SO SEXY IT GIVES HIM A TACTICAL ADVANTAGE. HE IS THE ONLY MAN WHO’S TOLD SOMEONE TO CALM DOWN WHEN THEY WERE ANGRY AND IT FUCKING WORKED BECAUSE HE’S SO CHARISMATIC.

Glenn is not sleezy he loves his wife and still considered himself married after she passed away. And on the one occasion he directly flirted with someone who was uninterested (Ellory) (it was via handshake lmao) he backed off within an absolute instant. And NOTABLY it was somebody his son already created a bond with. Being kind of immature isn’t sleezy it’s just silly of him <3

it's about cheating death and then dooming yourself with your own hands.

it's about tragedy. it's about self destruction. it's about being a mess. it's about getting worse. it's about being human. it's about never being human again.

it's about wanting to try and knowing that you can never go back to fix it all. it's about the love and devotion that wasn't enough, but doesn't it still matter anyway?

it's about whatever the FUCK they put in the water that made his voice so fucking hot like literally something about it is akfhskfjdk

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heavy is the chest that bears the tits and also the unbearable weight of generational trauma or whatever

Glenn is constantly hit with random chance fucking him over- I mean he gets a life sentence because of a fucking dice roll.

He’s a character facing the repercussions of generational trauma and unable to truly cope with it in a productive way- but still doing his best to keep his kid happy. He’s a man who lost the only person he had to lean on. A man of impulse and repression and trying so hard not to bring anybody else down with his own issues because acknowledging it makes it real-

And a man who got the rest of his youth stolen from him!! HIS LIFE!!

he’s also a man with a pet rat, he’s a cool demon, he has a fuckin gun, he’s a bard, he calls people baby- he escapes prison on his own, being down there for YEARS- expecting everyone he loved to have abandoned him- continuing on because he needs to see his kid again. HE DEEZ NUTS’D A CHILD ABUSER AND SINGLE HANDEDLY STOPPED A NUKE.

He charmed the wife of the king of hell into dating him, he’s kind of a big himbo idiot, but he also has elaborate plans- he’s laid back, he lets everybody else feel and experience what they need to without overstepping- He’s a MESS AND HE NEEDS THERAPY AND HE NEEDS SOMEBODY TO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT HIM. HE’S PERFECT. HE’S DOING BETTER THAN HIS FATHER AND WORSE THAN HIS FRIENDS. HE’S JUST A GUY.

Listen to meth bay prison blues and tell me you don’t need him primally. He’s ready for the big ride baby.

He's a man who heard about an anti-violence crystal and his first thought was "I can find a loophole"

And he did! He did it alone, in secret, and no one knew what was going on until he unveiled the plan that was already in motion, with birds circling overhead ready to start a forest fire. And it would have worked!!!

Glenn is a himbo but he's also a genius, and YES, he can be both at once, he's just that good.

#LET'S GO GLENN #Do it for the man who frenched another man whilst arguing over car oil #And later told that same man that he has a dump truck ass #Do it for the man who met someone in a bar and wooed them using only the word 'hey'#Then had sex so good he leveled up #Do it for the man who made a fucking car orgasm we weren't kidding about that #Do it for the man who humiliated a child abuser with a deez nutz joke #Only to die to a deez nutz joke #Then go on to become a himbo demon and totally rework Hell to make it a chill place to be

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Glenn is the goofiest sexiest character there is and I will die on this hill! I will ride into battle for him! what Dndads created is truly unique and Glenn is a key part of that and for that he deserves to win. I said it before and I’ll say it again - GLENN SWEEEEEP

Can we talk about how he says ‘baby’ casually? Like he just calls people that?? That’s HOT. THAT IS HOT!! He’s also bilingual and knows Japanese!!!! He’s a big dumb idiot with a lot of charisma!!!!!! HE WORKED AT A BDSM PLACE FOR TWO SEPARATE ONE SHOTS. HES SO SAD BUT PLAYS IT OFF LIKE HE’S CHILL ALL THE TIME!! HE DOESN’T THINK OF HIMSELF AS SINGLE BECAUSE HE DIDN’T DIVORCE HIS DEAD WIFE!!! He’s like.. the perfect guy. We need this win.

I’d also like to add the fact I made this. Which is the first 11 episodes edited to (almost) only have Glenn in them <3 which is a level of insanity I hope to reiterate. These took hours to make. I wouldn’t do that for anyone else.

vote Glenn I am asking with the biggest saddest eyes possible 🥺🥺🥺 he is so sexy it’s pathetic and also so pathetic it’s sexy, no I can not possibly adequately elaborate just trust me

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Congratulations GemPearl for winning the trafficblr shipping poll!

this is compensation for missing the vote entirely please forgive

Leaving you guys some colored versions of @shibascrem ‘s A Side and B Side comics, as a propaganda post for you to read em if you haven’t already.

It’s one hell of an emotional ride & I need everyone to see them and cry with me hHH!

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after years of buildup for him to be leading a revolution, his contribution to the story's climax was... throwing someone at a tree, and then dying slowly and painfully

Okay so for a bit of back lore to set the stage. A long time ago in the mtg canon a doctor by the name of Yawgmoth schemed and backstabbed his way into a new world in order to develop a cure for a disease that had been plaguing the people of his continent. There stuff happens and he ends up developing a process to replace flesh with metal by way of a pseudomagical oil, and thus creating what would come to be known as Phyrexians. More stuff happens and he is defeated thousands of years later. However in this process some of the oil, phyrexian oil, he developed wound up on other worlds. One such world was Mirrodin. Eventually the oil takes roots and as it spread five Phyrexians rose above the rest, one in each of magics five colors: Elesh Norn, white, wants to unify everything under her rule (literally and metaphorically) to achieve perfection; Jin Gitaxias, blue, thinks he can science himself and everything into perfection; Sheoldred, black, and uh I honestly don’t remember lmao?; Vorinclex, green, he thought you could darwin yourself into perfection… and then theres our boy Urabrask, for the color red, for passion, ingenuity, the arts. Urabrask starts his story by immediately fucking off from the other four because he just wants to build shit and be left alone and not be involved in their scheming. So much, in fact, that when the other preators start spreading the oil further and converting the locals he orders all the phyrexians in his faction to allow refugees into their territory and to not mess with them. However this tolerance was built out of wanting to focus on and throw himself entirely to his Great Work, not some kind of moral code or kindness. He even ends up sealing his territory entirely later on, even to refugees. Later down the story they decide to change this. Presumably due to Elesh Norn’s rise as the main power in Mirrodin, now New Phyrexia, and her unwillingness to compromise, Urabrask is now reimagined as a revolutionary (which you know good on him right? Miles better than before and he was already the best among the five). Elesh Norn is at this point planning to extend her reach beyond New Phyrexia and to simultaneously invade every other world and infect/conquer them. urabrask, then, decides to revolt against Elesh Norn, but like… working and not working along side any one else? Like he’s supposedly doing his own thing along with Sheoldred but hes also constantly helping the main force? Anyways this ends up with him at best dismembered by Elesh Norn and now lost along with the rest of New Phyrexia in a pocket dimension. So what’s particularly weird is that he is a Phyrexian through and through. He wasn’t some goodguy tm. Yes he allowed refugees to seek shelter from the rest, but he was still trying to find a form of perfection through the oil. It makes some sense he would fight against Elesh Norn because shes imperialistic and she would push up against his territory. But the alliance of Everyone Else was out to completely destroy New Phyrexia, Phyrexians, and the phyrexian oil to a) defend themselves and b) because it literally just takes one drop. So Urabrask himself was on the chopping block… obviously selflessly fighting against an evil even when knowing you will probably end up dead as well is commendable, depending on circumstances, that’s just not how he was depicted on his original appearance at all. In his first appearances he’s just a dude trying to do his thing, being nice only by virtue of utter indifference, and years later when we see him again he’s now a gung-ho revolutionary setting up all the needed pieces for a fight that will end in his own death either by the hand of those he’s fighting against or those he is fighting with. I love him in both forms, but goddamn at least do more build up to it. As far as I’ve been able to find he has no plan for himself or his faction post defeating Elesh Norn and just got turned into a plot device to give the alliance a leg up and be able to win an otherwise impossible and mediocrity-ly written war.

Portrayed as a rebel against his fascist homeworld, ignored and randomly executed when it was time to actually fight them

They were killed off screen and didnt really get a satisfying ending. There were basicaly side lined in a story that they realistically should have been really important to

They had this whole buildup to him having an arc where he'd lead a Phyrexian revolution against Elesh Norn but instead they had every main character just brush it off as ""infighting"" since they think phyrexians are ontologically evil, and then had him publically drawn and quartered with literally nobody giving even a second thought about him, including Elspeth who was actively helping him before and Koth who at one point called him a friend. None of the official writing painted any of this as a bad thing.

Butchered their story and played them out as an evil when he wanted to free his people from tyranny and create.

FIRST OF ALL! His cards sucked for a very long time and only very recently had there been a non shitty urabrask. Secondly he’s by fAR THE MOST INTERESTING PHYRXIAN AND he just. NEVER GETS MENTIONED????

When Urabrask was originally introduced in the Scars of Mirrodin Block, he and his faction offered something that the other phyrexian factions didn't: empathy of for other beings, and thus, the possibility of nuance for the phyrexians. True, this empathy didn't extend into full-blown compassion, and true, he did not actively oppose the other praetors in killing and converting the native mirrans, but he did command his faction to leave any mirran refugees that entered his domain alone, and at the end of the block it was all but stated that Urabrask was planning to stage a rebellion against Elesh Norn. Come New Capenna and Urabrask has sided with the mirrans to overthrow Elesh Norn and fight against his fellow preators, even using the planar bridge to travel to New Capenna to research halo as a potential weapon even though traveling there destroyed his organic components and just being near halo caused him physical pain. Then in All Will Be One despite being explicitly stated to be fighting with the mirran rebels, Urabrask does not get a POV story, and barely gets a mention in the main story. Not only that, but in one of the side stories Slobad, one of Urabrask minions, is shown coercing mirran survivors into ""willing"" become compleated, and all of a sudden, the extra lore written about him talked about how he may prefer willing coverts to phyrexia, he was still more than willing to kill or forcefully compleate people to further his goals. Finally, midway through March of the Machines, Urabrask is executed by Elesh Norn without any meaningful resolution to his story.

-Absolutely downplayed his rebellion against phyrexia to a footnote in the story of other characters despite being a symbol for opposing everything the phyrexian invasion stood for while also *being* phyrexian. -Writers contradicted earlier in-canon explicit statements about his opinions on freedom and choice with later interviews and supplementary material out-of-canon seemingly to justify continuing to downplay him in-canon. -Finally had him captured off-screen just to be dismembered on-screen and then forgotten by the plot.

Set up to be a pivotal character in the resistance against Phyrexia. The set up to show there are sympathetic phyrexians against Elesh Norns cult-like society was being laid alongside Urabrask, but all of this is completely squandered. He's consistently devalued, his input is minimized, and depicted the layout that he's a powerful leader woth many forces behind him he is immediately undermined by only a few rogue underlings and immediately captured, tortured and implied killed offscreen. His death is not even mourned or regarded as anything. His actions should have helped but despite his resistance against phyrexia he's deemed as just another dead monster. Not a single ally he did have gives a shit that he died trying to help.

Urabrask is the most important good member of his species. It was necessary for him to have cooperative story moments with those who bunch him in with the rest of the aliens the ""heroes"" were going to genocide. Urabrask was supposed to be the symbol of co-existence and free will. Instead, he had almost no story whatsoever, with a completely unrelated scene showing him captured and dissected. He was discarded under the rug, when it should have been *him* to lead the resistance to victory against their oppressors.

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I will bite you if my baby doesn’t get in the poll also his wife is very petty look up Ayala furnace queen

Metal Dad deserved better

Vorinclex also deserved better

Praetors of new phyrexia (leader figures of the alien species) were mistreated and mischaracterized in the grand Phyrexia storyarch in general. It started great, but then they were killed off unceremoniously by writers that did not have the time or care to respect them.

Who else here got butchered into becoming selfless good guys? Vote for the artist turned revolutionary, a win for him is a win for tumblr.

him face :3

Urabrask is super cool. He is the first person in a race of evil alien people bent on infecting / killing / taking over people to go “hmmm maybe we should like ask them first” he is a king and was taken from us too soon

look at this fruity bastard and tell me you don't desire him carnally. you'll only be lying to yourself

not sure why this post isn’t showing up anywhere but here look i exhausted another 30 images of chine (and duvall) propaganda, this time almost entirely crops of nsfw art organized into arguments for why someone might find them sexy