Jul 2, 2023
Howdy, Neighbors! I had a vision! A vision of ads! And a design that would go on merch (in universe)! I couldn’t help myself… what’s a capitalist without great advertising?
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Howdy, Neighbors! I had a vision! A vision of ads! And a design that would go on merch (in universe)! I couldn’t help myself… what’s a capitalist without great advertising?
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Howdy Neighbors! Things have been very dark and sad around the Welcome Home community lately. Many AU creators are taking breaks in light of recent events! Which is perfectly reasonable. I hope everyone takes their Wallys out for a spa day! Put little cucumbers on their eyes and relax! Thats what we are doing here! I fortunately have very high constitution for nonsense and don't plan to step down or away, but please respect that not every AU creator/ WH content creator is this way during times like these!
I thought I would try to lighten the mood with more fun Onceler Wally and other facts about the AU as i work on more content!~
Wally is afraid of the dark and sleeping near windows. He has flashlights and batteries socked away everywhere around the factory due to being locked in his office while Home cut off electricity to just the office. He was never without flashlight batteries after that! You could probably ask him to shake his head, and batteries would fall out.
I asked him what Wally is short for and he said it was short for "wallet" and then laughed at me as he stole mine.
Wally is a great cook!!! Excellent cook, even!!! Can he follow recipes? Absolutely not. Don't even offer one! But is he an amazing cook nonetheless? Yes!! Yes he is. He can make any kind of pancake you can think of.
Sally Starlet is PR manager and Julie Joyful is the lead of social media and networking! She and Sally work closely together, and they often forget whose job is whose. The two ladies keep us all connected and hip with the kids while making sure we always look fresh for events!~
Eddie Dear is the lead janitor and groundskeeper! It is a big factory, and he takes his job very seriously! But not too seriously, of course. He is everyone's favorite coworker! He knows every inch of the factory almost as well as Wally does!
Frank Frankly is the head of accounting and billing! He's the man with the math! He knows the logistics and all the numbers! If you have a math question that needs answering or a bill that needs paying, Frank is your man!
Barnaby is fine :)
Howdy Pilliar and Poppy Partridge run the biggest, most extravagent bodega and bakery the neighborhood has ever seen! Poppy makes all sorts of baked goods and sweets and Howdy runs the bodega side of their shop! They are a dynamic set of coworkers!
Onceler Wally's teeth? They are retractible! Like toothless from How to Train your Dragon! But its a tiny bit different; they can be controlled individually! He prefers to keep the canines out because of his gold tooth cap. He is very proud of his gold tooth! I like to think that he always has the fangs out and drops the rest of the teeth down as needed. Usually that need is to be an obnoxious prankster or to unsettle someone!
Big News from Us at Welcome Home Incorporated!!
Mister Onceler was satisfied with the fifteen cents, the nail and the great-great-great grandfather snail... and today he is going to tell me about the Lorax :( today is a plot development day!
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