Dec 19, 2024
Happy birthday, Professor Nova!!
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Happy birthday, Professor Nova!!
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Nova and myâs updated trainer cards came in today. Apparently weâre legally allowed to smile now (Though Nova still chose not to?). Galar gym badges never get listed on cards like this, seeing as they expire after every season. Novaâs collected a few throughout her trabels, though she never really competed professionally ouside of the Galar league.
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DJSS: Now remember. Donât drink a lot before graduation.
Students: Yeah, yeah. Be on time for the ceremony, be respectful-
DJSS: No, not for any of those reasons. Thereâs a bagpipe choir. Do not be hungover for the bagpipe choir. Trust me, you wonât like it.
DJSS, subbing for the Poli Sci professor dressed in a sophisticated-looking outfit:Â Lesson for the class: Politics is about appearances. Itâs about messaging. Itâs about optics.
DJSS, holding up the pipe in their hand:Â See this pipe? Itâs fake. I think it blows bubbles.
DJSS, holding up his glasses:Â These glasses? Not even prescription. But you thought they made me look smart, didnât you?
DJSS, holding up the book in their other hand: And this book? Itâs just a hardcover collection of Batman: Hush that I put a slipcover over that says âAbraham Lincoln.â
DJSS:Â And yet every single one of you swallowed instantly that Iâm an expert who knew in any way what I was doing here, which is a lesson thatâs already hopefully worth the money you paid to sit here.
Student:Â ...Goddammit.
DJSS, holding up his arms to show off his blazer:Â These arenât even real sleeve patches. I just kept accidentally dunking my elbows in honey mustard.
DJSS:Â Space. Letâs talk about it. Letâs break it down. Space is-
DK West:Â Zzzz...
DJSS:Â HEY!
DK West:Â Zz-NURK!
DJSS:Â Are you sleeping?! No one sleeps in MY class! What is your name?
DK West:Â DK West.
DJSS:Â âDK West?â Thatâs a stupid name. Your parents hate you.
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DJSS:Â So, according to my university, it is, quote, "my responsibility if there is an internet outage to contact the faculty and the department."
DJSS:Â Now, if you're a critical thinker like me, you might be wondering one thing.
DJSS:Â HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO EMAIL THE DEPARTMENT?!?!?!
DJSS:Â Most of you will not pass this class.
Eve:Â Cool, so youâre like really shitty at your job.
DJSS:Â Impostor Syndrome is a common problem in academia. For example my colleagues keep putting me in the airlock and ejecting me into space.
Zuke:Â Uh.. if you're not the imposter how do you keep coming back?
DJSS: Tenure.