DJSS: Peasant…
Sayu: Yes, I am pleasant!
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DJSS: Peasant…
Sayu: Yes, I am pleasant!

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DJSS: Okay, but all I've done today is sleep.
DJSS: I woke up at noon, ate lasagna, and went back to sleep right after.
Sayu: Method actor Garfield cosplayer.
DJSS: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP-
Zuke: A virgin vodka, please.
Aunty:
Aunty: You want potato juice??
Tatiana: DJ Subatomic, I know you think you’re helping, but you’re not.
DJSS: I don’t think I’m helping.
Neon J.: It’s been like this all day. Tila got new software for Sayu and won’t stop boasting about it.
Zuke: Why Sayu? I’m the one who needs new equipment. Look at me!
Remi: I’d rather not…
DJSS: You’re not a pleasant sight and wouldn’t understand the needs of a very important team.

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Zuke: [sees contact labelled “Love of my Life” in Mayday’s phone]
Zuke: Aww.
Zuke: ...Wait, this isn’t my number.
Zuke: [calls it]
Aunty: You’ve reached Aunty’s Kitchen! Hi again, Mayday! Would you like the usual?
Zuke: Ohhhhh. That’s fair.
Tatiana: Are you busy Friday?
DJSS: That depends entirely on the rest of the information you’re about to give me.
Zuke: Now, as appealing as the idea of committing arson can be, fires attract too much attention and unnecessarily put first responders in danger.
Zuke: So if you wanna destroy someone's house or building, go for the method that can easily be blamed on natural causes: flooding.
Mayday: My life has become a never-ending game of “illegal or just frowned upon?”
Tatiana: Tell us a little about yourself.
Eve: I’d rather not. I really like this group.

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Zuke, hopped up on caffeine: I-think-I-can-hear-my-hair-growing-especially-the-bangs-hey-maybe-that’s-why-they-call-them-bangs. [whispering] Keep-it-down.
DK West, slightly concerned: How many espressos have you had...?
Zuke: Just-one-I’m-being-really-interesting-right-now-I-can-tell-usually-my-personality-is-a-little-flat-did-you-ever-pick-up-on-that?
DK West: That you have a personality? No.
Mayday, gluing a quarter to the sidewalk: Heheheheheeee....!
[two days later...]
Mayday: Ooh a quarter!
Zuke: If you like to fight dirty, Kliff, then maybe I’ll show you how we fight dirty on the rock music scene!
Kliff: You don’t know how to fight dirty like a rockstar.
DK West: I fight dirty like a-
Kliff: STOP IT, WEST! I’m gonna stop you RIGHT there, you Shrek expy!
Mayday: What else are you lying about?!
Kliff: Oh, don’t go making me out to be some kind of liar just cause I don’t tell the truth.
Eve, during a 7am meeting: [pours a Monster into her coffee]
Eve, making direct eye-contact with Neon: I’m going to die.
Eve: [chugs the whole thing]

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Zuke, texting Mayday: I just walked into this party and someone yelled “dibs” lol
Rin, texting Mayday: MAYDAY HELP I SCREWED UP SOME HOT GUY WALKED INTO THE PARTY AND I YELLED DIBS
Mayday: I’m sorry for what happened earlier.
Tatiana: How the hell did you get in here?
Mayday: I’m not here to discuss your lack of room security, I’m here to apologize.