#problematic selfship

ill probably listen and save some if i like them

yes, this IS an excuse for me to share my dave strider playlist

AHHH YES!!!! I LOVE STALKER STUFF

also this is gonna be a ton of scattered ideas but ill try making it coherent

cw: mention of dead animals (no detail), stalking (obviously), gore? yeah.

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your f/o seems to be everywhere you are, as if they know exactly where youre going. you didnt think much of it at first but now that a few weeks have gone by, youre a bit nervous seeing them from nowhere. its becoming clear that theyre probably stalking you but for some reason you arent completely disgusted or freaked out. you kinda wanna see how far they go.

they leave dead animals on your doorstep, notes on your door and windows, and have set up cameras that you definitely noticed but havent pointed out. you just wanna see how far it goes, its not like theyll go that far, right?

theyve gotten into your home multiple times, they take photos of you when you sleep. your peaceful state driving them to do whatever they want. they dont even worry about waking you, they know youre not going to do anything. they have you wrapped around their finger and you know it, you just deny it.

the breaking and entering becomes almost a nightly thing at this point, you notice a few love letters they left out and read them just like every morning. its the same old thing, how theyd kill for you, theyd gut themselves to be yours, theyd rip your eyes out and keep them in a jar full of your beautiful tears, etc. you think its lovely so you keep the notes in a box for later.

maybe youre just as crazy for them as they are for you, they have their eye on you and know everything about you so theyd totally know if the feeling was mutual. you suppose the reason they havent said anything yet is because they enjoy this little game they have with you. they love writing you notes, watching you on the cameras, and leaving you insane gifts on your steps. maybe theyll wrap it up when they run out of the light rosey pink paper and red ink they love writing to you with so much. maybe theyll just invest in more. or maybe youll turn the tables and stalk them too.

You SHOULDNT hydrate while self shipping ESPECIALLY if you’re ever daydreaming !!! NEVER ***EVER*** even THINK to do something as problematic as reminding yourself that ur f/o thinks your neat, and that you should LOVE YOURSELF !!! E U G H !!!

(/j, did I do it? am I an cough cough “”anti”” now???- am I in with the big bois? sob anyways have a good day OP, or should I say…dOoOoOoOOnNnnNtTtTtT!!!/lh)

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GUYS!! LOOK AT THIS ANTI!!

you guys definitely shouldnt DO those things because they are PROBLEMATIC and we hate it here !!!!!11

but on a serious note, thank you so much for this ask, I had a horrible day and this just made it at least little bit better <3 It actually made me go drink water (because its PROBLEMATIC)

Anon have a wonderful day too! Please feel free to send me asks or send me a dm, I would love to meet you <3

Oh wait or should I say... DON'T HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!1111 /also lh