#problem solving!

Hey. How about every time you feel like making a joke on the twitter about how quirky you are because you keep buying books you don't read, instead you open one of those new books and start reading and keep reading until you finish? How about you do something about the problem instead of making a self-deprecating joke about it while doing nothing to address it?

i’m thinking of starting a meme account, mainly because i’ve got 3k+ drafts and i’m pretty sure at least 75% of those are memes/shitposts that i love but can’t post on my main

I’m going to put on They Might Be Giants on full blast in the kitchen to drown out my thoughts until either it’s the only thing my exhausted brain can give me to work with or Ned tells me to stop.

I'm pretty sure the couple at the table next to me is in the process of breaking up, but I feel like if I move now it will just make the situation more awkward. I'm just going to put my headphones in an act really interested in my phone.

If having a cat does not solve all your problems you do not own the right amount of cats and should acquire more immediately.