Hhhhhhhhh did unaccompanied minor drop off for camp today and I got to the counter and all three of my kids' paperwork was fucked up and the lady at the delta counter was soooooooo slow and it took over an hour at the counter with them, and i had to pay out of pocket $200 for the kids' shit, of which one parent still owes me $150. I feel insane having to hound a grown man for my money but also like brother fucking reimburse me please im gonna crash out genuinely, your kid's fee is a fucking quarter of my paycheck for THE WHOLE WEEK. And then we hauled ass through security and almost missed boarding with them because of how long the counter took. And throughout all of this i bled through my diva cup and was in such a rush to get the kids on the plane or otherwise unable to leave the ticket counter that I certifiably ruined my fucking shorts. So much blood. I had spare pants in my bag luckily but like. I guess I'm washing and drying my shorts in the bathroom sink because my light just got delayed and might get canceled....

yall I somehow managed to bleed through a pad, my underwear, AND my pajamas last night. what the hell.

Attending the local pride parade (idk why we have it in July) and I do appreciate the naval contingent being marching band playing YMCA. Just leaning into all those stereotypes

If I had a nickel for every time I had gastrointestinal issues right before my birthday…

Not posting a photo of it because that’s kinda gross, but I have several. Also, this is severely TMI. There’s been this hair sticking out of my navel for a few weeks, and I thought I wouldn’t be able to get it out… and then I just tried? And not only did the hair come out… but this clump of white/pink shit did, too. It smelled weird. I think it was a build up of dead skin. Because the hair was growing from it. I have no idea how long it’s been in there, too. Kinda wish I didn’t throw it out because that’s the weirdest shit I’ve ever found. Again I have photos but I don’t want to gross anyone out. Plus I feel like that’s one of those things you just don’t share online… even tho I kinda want to to see what it is. Pretty sure it’s dead skin tho. How do I tag this without making it weird… fuck