Snow: I mean, it's whatever but then why would he just poof like that
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Snow: I mean, it's whatever but then why would he just poof like that
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Texas: Maybe so bUT CONSIDER THI-
((Realistically, you’re right, and the splitting would likely make 3 new states not 3 Californias but I’M BEATING THIS JOKE INTO THE GROUND OKAY))
Why does Matt hate you? Why do you hate then?
... Okay, fuck. You’ve got a point.
- Tord
Rusame?
oo! i always kinda forget abt these two haha but i do love their dynamic, thank u
shops for groceries: vanya probably, alfred would spend wayyy too foolhardy and would just come home with 10 packs of oreos or exclusively barbecue food.Â
kills the spiders: u ever seen someone pull a glock on a spider? (jk usually alfred just smacks em with a sandal or something)
comes home drunk at 3am: both. chances are they went out together and they’re gonna come home together too (buddy system??)
makes breakfast: they’d honestly fight over this bc they both want to do it so badly. blini? pancakes? blini? pancakes? battle. they usually wind up making too much for breakfast as a result
remembers to feed the fish: ivanÂ
decorates the apartment: i dont know why but my first thought was that their shared abode would have the same vibe as that of a college boy shared apartment, bare walls except for a few very disorganized posters, nothing really matches but it still feels like home, at least for a time. in terms of Who does the decoration, alfred provides the shitty posters, vanya provides some very homemade nice blankets and a few very specific ornate mirrors? odd. very chaotic
initiates duets: alfredo. cmon, what a karaoke king.
falls asleep first: vanya, old man! needs sleep.
omg as i was writing this “lay all your love on me” came on and i remembered the time someone edited that song over the freeway fight scene from captain america: winter soldier which all feels.....very fitting to this ship ahaha
Preston, Do you ship any of the other campers?

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So do Genji and Hanzo meet up in your Au? I really hope that's it's not the same thing that happens in the Overwatch short and is a thing of it's own!
Yes!! They do indirectly eventually :D I want to keep this true to the canon stuff, but this blog is overall a spin-off so I’ll definitely be taking advantage of it >:’D
Everyone forgets scenes like this
((Everything about this scene is hilarious, but if you look at Jacob’s face, it gets way better))
Slate, your father was still the adult in the situation. He could have cheated on your mother with any one else, but he chose to do it with his own child. Your father committed pedophilia with you, which is illegal. You shouldn't have been the out put of your mother's hatred and you father's loneliness.